Derik Pretorius

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[Derik Pretorius @Derikpetoors]

" When she's moody

Grab her fucking booty"

[Derik Pretorius @Derikpetoors]

"Don't ever let your girl talk to another guy about her problems; A shoulder to cry on, becomes a dick to ride on."

[Derik Pretorius @Derikpetoors]

"No matter how slow your progress is, you're still ahead of everyone who isn't trying."

[Derik Pretorius @Derikpetoors]

"sometimes when I say “Im okay” what I rly want is for someone to hold my hand look me in the eyes and say “I know ur not okay here is$1000"

[Derik Pretorius @Derikpetoors]

" 9th grade- 150 friends
10th grade- 97 friends
11th grade- 44 friends
12th grade- 13 friends
College- 8 friends
now- what are friends?"

[Derik Pretorius @Derikpetoors]

"Without the dark, we'd never see the stars."

[Derik Pretorius @Derikpetoors]

"As jy n probleem het, is jou oplossing Jesus♡"

[Derik Pretorius @Derikpetoors]

" 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 retweet when you find the mstake."

[Derik Pretorius @Derikpetoors]

": A person doesn't have to be perfect to be exactly what you need."

[Derik Pretorius @Derikpetoors]

" you ever just sit back, look around and realize how fucking crazy life is?"

[Derik Pretorius @Derikpetoors]

"sometimes i go through pictures on my phone and think “i wish it was this day again” and it sucks"

[Derik Pretorius @Derikpetoors]

"peeing in the ocean is the best feeling its like im sharing a piece of myself with the world i hope my pee made it to spain, i love spain"

[Derik Pretorius @Derikpetoors]

"If we can't do dumb stuff or just have good laughs together then there's no need for us to be friends"

[Derik Pretorius @Derikpetoors]

": Saw a fat chick at Walmart in leopard print tights. Felt like I was at an African Safari."

[Derik Pretorius @Derikpetoors]

: Your mind spends almost 75% of its time replaying memories and creating scenarios of perfect memories."

[Derik Pretorius @Derikpetoors]

" A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talked to each other instead of talking about each other."

[Derik Pretorius @Derikpetoors]

": Teacher: "Why are you late to class?"

Student: "You are lucky I came to school""

[Derik Pretorius @Derikpetoors]

" I want to live in a world where when people say forever, they mean it."

[Derik Pretorius @Derikpetoors]

" "If someone hates you for no reason, give that motherfucker a reason.""

[Derik Pretorius @Derikpetoors]

" I can be rude to my best friends that's what makes us best friends."