Damon Salvatore

• “If I was gonna kill 12 people, I wouldn’t blow them up.. I’d have a dinner party” • | RP | MC | 21+

[Damon Salvatore @DerisiveAsshole]

- Flipped and revamped -

• New Damon | Not new to character or RP
• Literate and very detailed
• Looking for SL’s and banter
• Ships with Elena [maybe Katherine] but must have both writing and character chemistry
• My Damon has a mix of his personalities from all 8 seasons

[Damon Salvatore @DerisiveAsshole]

@hercpenheart |• What can I say?! I'm not afraid to call people out when they deserve it.. so I'm guessing that didn't earn me any points with certain Damon accounts. 😂 •|

[Damon Salvatore @DerisiveAsshole]

@hercpenheart |• I sure appreciate that, love. Though my curiosity is piqued, what exactly earned me this?! •|

[Damon Salvatore @DerisiveAsshole]

@HauntedBrunette |• Way ahead of you, love. •|

[Damon Salvatore @DerisiveAsshole]

@HauntedBrunette |• I’m here now, doll. What’s wrong?! •|

[Damon Salvatore @DerisiveAsshole]

@NeuroticVamp_ |• Don't stress, you've got a whole 10 months and however many days to find one before the Christmas deadline. 😉•|

[Damon Salvatore @DerisiveAsshole]

@NeuroticVamp_ Which one?! I'll assume both.

[Damon Salvatore @DerisiveAsshole]

@NeuroticVamp_ For underwear.. or bondage?!

[Damon Salvatore @DerisiveAsshole]

@NecroticChalice I intend to.

[Damon Salvatore @DerisiveAsshole]

@ImperiousForce - enjoy a little peace and quiet, but with Katherine around, that evidently wasn't about to happen.
Her very presence alone was enough to trigger one hell of an unwelcome migraine.]
"And what have I told you about raiding my stash?!".

[Damon Salvatore @DerisiveAsshole]

@ImperiousForce - slightly.. his expression reading something that pretty much resembled contempt.

Groaning out of annoyance, the older Salvatore finally spoke.. ] "Ugh.. who invited you?!"

[He could not deal with this woman right now. All he'd wanted was to get back to his Mansion and -

[Damon Salvatore @DerisiveAsshole]

@ImperiousForce [Arriving home, later that evening.. the one thing Damon hadn't expected to find was Katherine occupying his couch. Let alone witness her with a bottle of his finest bourbon to hand, which was now almost half empty.

Casting his gaze over the brunettes figure, his eyes narrowed -

[Damon Salvatore @DerisiveAsshole]

The best kind of sandwich!

[Damon Salvatore @DerisiveAsshole]

@UnalloyedSoul - Of course Stefan hadn't yet returned home, but Damon intentionally failed to mention that to the brunette. ]

[Damon Salvatore @DerisiveAsshole]

@UnalloyedSoul - stood before him.

With a half-smirk upon his lips, his ice-blue eyes subtly scanned her petite frame.]

"To what do I owe the pleasure?!" [He asked in a playful, teasing manner as he stepped aside, gesturing with his hand as permission for her to enter. -

[Damon Salvatore @DerisiveAsshole]

@UnalloyedSoul [With a knock at the door, which was enough to distract him from his reading the male tore his eyes from his book.. putting it down as he lifted himself from the couch, he walked down the hall with confident steps.

Halting at the door, he pulled it open to reveal Elena -

[Damon Salvatore @DerisiveAsshole]

|• Daily reminder that no human has the right to make another feel like shit about themselves, or to make them feel like shit in general.

Also, since I was preoccupied last night.. I’m working on replies, starting now. ✌🏻•|

[Damon Salvatore @DerisiveAsshole]

@LuxuriantAmazon |• I'll never understand how one human can be so cruel to another. How do they not see the affect that bullying, disrespect and harsh words can have on someone?!
People should think before attacking, because they don't have a clue what the other person may be suffering with. •|

[Damon Salvatore @DerisiveAsshole]

|• Human has the hangover from hell and a huge headache to boot. Yes, I know.. “it’s my own fault” but will I learn in time for next year?! Probably not.
Besides it’s only once a year right?!
Anyway, I’ll be responding to everything a bit later.

Happy New Year to all. 🎉🍻 •|

[Damon Salvatore @DerisiveAsshole]

@AddictedtoHigh You're right, and it's not my first choice, but this..

[He spoke, tugging at his shirt.]

..wasn't cheap. And I thought I'd save Stefan the job of /trying/ to clean bloodstains from yet another light shirt.

[Damon Salvatore @DerisiveAsshole]

What better way to ring in the New Year, than with the blood of some tasty blonde sorority girl?!

Cheers for the donation, sweetheart. 🍷