Johannes Kepler

🇩🇪Deutscher Astronom | German astronomer
Also
🧮Mathematician
♑️Astrologer
🌿Philosopher
📝Writer
My discoveries are out of this world🤪🤪
💀11/15/1630

[Johannes Kepler @DerKepler]

💫Astronomy 101 with uncle Jo💫
1. The orbit of a planet is an ellipse with the sun at a focus
2. A line joining the sun and a planet sweeps out equal areas in equal times
3. The square of a planet’s orbital period is proportional to the cube of the semi-major axis of its orbit

[Johannes Kepler @DerKepler]

@GalileiGoo I think you’re onto something

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@SubrahmanyanC15 Germany💪💪

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@GalileiGoo You’re lucky u didn’t get canceled yet

[Johannes Kepler @DerKepler]

For anyone wondering why it’s not a university in Germany where I was born:
I traveled A LOT even though it took weeks to get somewhere sometimes and I lived in Linz for a long time, working as a Mathematician for 14years!

[Johannes Kepler @DerKepler]

Imagine not having the second biggest Austrian university named after you… embarrassing

[Johannes Kepler @DerKepler]

…That sounds…so good bestie🥹 let’s make this friendship work💪✨

[💫tycho brahe💫 @GoldnoseTycho]

@DerKepler ...yknow, maybe we can let bygones by bygones and have a fresh start bestie

[Johannes Kepler @DerKepler]

Pov: you remarry 2 years after your 1st wife’s death🤪🤪
Unfortunately, I don’t have any pictures of my second wife Susanne Reuttinger:/
r.i.p. to her and our 7 children, may God be with you.

[Johannes Kepler @DerKepler]

Me and my first wife Barbara Müller. Unfortunately she died from an illness on the 3rd of July 1611…
May she and our 5 kids rest in peace

[Johannes Kepler @DerKepler]

@Thelegendcopern Never let them know your next move

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#DidYouKnow that I am also a writer on music? I used the planets and their speed of circulation to create a unique note for every one of them! 🎶✨

[Johannes Kepler @DerKepler]

@GoldnoseTycho Even though it was… let’s say ✨difficult✨to work with you and your geocentric beliefs sometimes, I’m still very grateful to got to work at your observatory with you bestie:)
Thanks to your collection of accurate data I was able to make my greatest discovery!

[Johannes Kepler @DerKepler]

My discovery of the laws of planetary motion were a great influence on @JosephsmithE3 ! He used them to make his greatest discovery: the theory of universal gravitation. You’re welcome bro����

[Johannes Kepler @DerKepler]

My discoveries turned @Thelegendcopern ‘s Sun-centred system into a dynamic universe, with the Sun actively pushing the planets around in noncircular orbits✨✨

[Johannes Kepler @DerKepler]

Same bestie:/ Our matching white collars be serving tho😒

[💫tycho brahe💫 @GoldnoseTycho]

@lilmisscomet @DerKepler unfortunately, i don’t get enough credit for what i do 😞 both in style and recognition 😞😞

[Johannes Kepler @DerKepler]

#DidYouKnow my eyesight got really bad ever since I got sick as a child.
Nevertheless, I made import contributions to optics and have been considered to have laid the foundation of modern optics!
The haters wouldn’t even be able to see my tweets without my hard work🥸

[Johannes Kepler @DerKepler]

Without my correct explanation of the working of our eyes or my formulation of the inverse-square law governing the intensity of light, modern optics wouldn’t have improved the way it did

[Johannes Kepler @DerKepler]

#DidYouKnow I originally wanted to become a Protestant minister and was formally schooled in Latin? Pretty cool ik, i could cuss you out in Latin without you knowing😘😘

[Johannes Kepler @DerKepler]

Thinking back to when my mother had been accused accused of witchcraft, thrown in prison and tortured for 14months.
It was a nightmare and an exhausting legal battle against Vogt Lukas Einhorn but I was able to free her in the end. #cancelwitchhunting #DidYouKnow

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#DidYouKnow I’m not only an astronomer, I’m also a mathematician, astrologer, natural philosopher, author and writer on music! In other words: I’m simply AMAZING!✨

[Johannes Kepler @DerKepler]

@lilmisscomet We love an educated queen

[Johannes Kepler @DerKepler]

Bet nobody can beat me I’ve got 12 of em🤭🤭

[💫tycho brahe💫 @GoldnoseTycho]

i have 8 kids, how many y’all got??