Derk_Mage

The real Derk_Mage!
16+

Derk is not mentally sound.
Derk is not romantic.
Derk does not seek the pleasures of the flesh.
Derk is a self proclaimed hero.

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My eyes are becoming squished and slanted

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@miamiamiamimim This one?

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@asspecf_ ruu

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@CamronOde5 @Inspekard Sped up version of Hello haifhbor fet djout

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@AshterismArt There comes a point where ignoring children and being an adult no longer will work.

Embrace your inner child and go all out.

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@DiaMesmia Not a VRChat player so I can't relate.

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@Universal4karts

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@manjo_9257

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@Chickenbeardog @hikikomorislutt Real shit

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@nijllive Ehhh, Japan is almost fully self domesticated, severe politeness and adherence to law is in their culture, hence why the thugs stand out so much, they don't like the politeness and so they copy Americans, hence their old name "Yankee".

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@nuada_silver @noob89s @Promithean11

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@FumosNoContext Liar

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@meadandjuniper Haha
Time to change that.

Befriend them first, then you'll be nonchalant

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@napkinx3 I was too smart (not an NPC) to give myself schizophrenia

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@reimusan_kawaii Bad Apple! and IOSYS!

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@depressed_jks Just make online friends, it's easy

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@regularaugust I actually have a clean room because I don't consume organic matter

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@_5___1___4_ Same hallway

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@pankeki_koucha

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@Mau_Thunder Such ASMR!