DerKudos

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[DerKudos @DerKudos]

all you need is love! #PeaceAndLove ☮️☮️✌️😎🌼🍄

[DerKudos @DerKudos]

Army furries be like:

"arf arf"

*cutely bombs a group of innocent children (they were clearly terrorists)*

"sowwwy my paw slipped >w<"

[DerKudos @DerKudos]

#savemedonaldtrump

[DerKudos @DerKudos]

People are getting way too comfortable letting shitty mascot horror slop get popular

[doelaroid @doelaroid]

mark was SO disappointed by poppy playtime chapter 5 he said that it was “a fucking mess” and that he will not even bother playing chapter 6

i genuinely don’t blame him but wow i’ve never seen this man more disappointed by a game in my entire life

[DerKudos @DerKudos]

Hey @markiplier @DUSKdev , can you remake Iron Lung but with a REAL Iron Lung?

Seeing mark squished up in there sounds pretty hot…

[DerKudos @DerKudos]

Ubisoft has started work on their next mainstream project set for release in 2027 , Be Mean To Kudos Day.

The 80s style RPG will include a @DerKudos AI bot that you have to hunt down and kill to gain points in the same genre as Duck Hunt!

[DerKudos @DerKudos]

I'd like to formally apologise to @RonaldReagan for the AIDS pandemic , Im just REALLY gay...

[DerKudos @DerKudos]

Your a great ally to my member🥩+👴=🫃

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Scott Adams was a true American original, and a great ally to the President of the United States and the entire administration. My prayers go to Scott and all of you who loved him.

We lost one of the good ones but we'll never forget him.

[DerKudos @DerKudos]

Faze Banks is so realistic that he added a subtle bald spot to his head, which 99% Hair Stylists will never notice.

[Grand Theft Auto 6 Alerts @GTA6Alerts]

GTA 6 is so realistic that Rockstar added subtle stain details to Jason's shirt, which 99% players will never notice.

[DerKudos @DerKudos]

Same shit but I’m a fag so I get AIDS

[jameswhite @JamesCageWhite]

I will never get HIV . Because I never have chance to find a girlfriend /woman

[DerKudos @DerKudos]

Just took a fat shit in the woods and lowkey the animals bowed down in respect.

I don’t feel powerful , I feel absolute.

[DerKudos @DerKudos]

let me be your queen , king.

[DerKudos @DerKudos]

@JayTheFox_ I ❤️ estrogen

[DerKudos @DerKudos]

YES I’m drinking pink monster 😌

NO I’m not trans 🏳️‍⚧️

YES I’m wearing socks 🦶

NO it’s not cuz I’m a PUSSY 🐈

[DerKudos @DerKudos]

Dawg the fuck ??

Literally went to get the ninth page and this is it , Absolutely woke nonsense.

[DerKudos @DerKudos]

Just realised you can’t put ‘pawjob’ under work experience on your job application.

[DerKudos @DerKudos]

I think they should remake Forrest Gump but instead of Forrest Gump it’s Belly Bump and instead of autism he gets boypreggers by Lieutenant Dan

[DerKudos @DerKudos]

I’m going to impregnate you @jakepaul

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

18 days

[DerKudos @DerKudos]

Congrats on her transition 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

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Silver Surfer Throughout the Years: 2007 to 2025