Derk Ulez

Respectfully Dead

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@GeneralMCNews Okay, I’ll get back to preparing a pot of tar & feathers for when British Gas come round to install a new smrt meter.

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@morgan88877 magical things are constantly endangered in this world #driveless

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@chris_npdesign @RockstarGames https://t.co/UE6LBnQLXb

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@blueray5656 @perlinaino nice hair

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agreed...but Lukaku's dick offside was objectively funny

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[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

These African teams all ultimately lost to European teams after conceding at the 86th minute 🤔

Unlucky timing for the Ivory Coast, DR Congo and Senegal 😔

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“Hammered away by Mukau”.

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4 minutes behind on the radio broadcast

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Soul Assassins

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@GeneralMCNews Reach for the lazers!!

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@Joe__Bassey Sekhmet’s statue resides in London, do you not think she could move it if she were unhappy with the location?

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"There will be a big match in four days, and we need the support of everyone, especially the children."
https://t.co/hyqacFiuZq

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@MoonInVeritas Yeah well, according to Israel it’s alright to genocide an entire nation, including the children.

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@271k_only kabbalist’s break sentences down to find meaning in the particular configuration of letters, words & sounds

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@rynh667 meh

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@huzaifa_angara https://t.co/UWaFgg7jIw

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@drhossamsamy65 why does, “save the planet”, sound like, “begin the cull”?

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@vladopolacek @EthanLevins2 fastest fingers first 😇

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@NoahsArk1000 Alphabet