Dermott

Vocalist and Guitarist for Shallow Gravy, Hands registered as Lethal Weapons, Ninjitsu teacher, whatever #parodytwt

[Dermott @DermottFictel69]

@alchemosis Uhhhh not letting that happen

[Dermott @DermottFictel69]

@necrowm4nced You’d be an awesome bat. I bet bat-you could totally suffocate a teddy bear.

[Dermott @DermottFictel69]

@V3NUS1NFURS_ Use it to keep your weirdo husband in check

[Dermott @DermottFictel69]

@ConjectuTech You’re old as fuck, they’re probably dead

[Dermott @DermottFictel69]

@alchemosis @necrowm4nced NO I’m not.

[Dermott @DermottFictel69]

@alchemosis @necrowm4nced I’m not cute

[Dermott @DermottFictel69]

@ConjectuTech @elonmusk Lollll pussy can’t handle having a conversation on twitter without daddy Elon watching

[Dermott @DermottFictel69]

@ConjectuTech @elonmusk You’re really riding Elon’s dick? At least you finally admit you’re gay

[Dermott @DermottFictel69]

@ConjectuTech @elonmusk You have a condition

[Dermott @DermottFictel69]

@necrowm4nced I would

[Dermott @DermottFictel69]

I like these guys

[THE GUILD OF CALAMITOUS INTENT @TGOCI_]

unfortunately, Dr. Venture, unless The Monarch is breaching guild protocols (which, he isn’t,) he is allowed to bother you relentlessly. that is what an arch enemy’s job is, after all.

also i find it funny whenever he arches you so he’s allowed to be a dick ❤️ - ward

[Dermott @DermottFictel69]

@necrowm4nced @ConjectuTech Whatever. Dont come over tonight then

[Dermott @DermottFictel69]

@necrowm4nced @ConjectuTech It’s not gay to kiss guys sometimes

[beetleplexx @beetleplex43177]

Teacher handed us a freaking packet

[Dermott @DermottFictel69]

@necrowm4nced @ConjectuTech Yeah cuz I can say whatever I want

[Dermott @DermottFictel69]

@necrowm4nced Hah Yeah I know

[Dermott @DermottFictel69]

Do it yourself pussy

[Pete White @ConjectuTech]

Can someone kill that kid

[Dermott @DermottFictel69]

Holy shit. Hahahahaaaa

[Billy Quizboy! @willQuizboy]

@pinkTechlord, I'm thinking about our company, and I'm starting to think that getting married would help us get a better income. What do you think?