Dermot Lewsley

[Dermot Lewsley @Dermy11]

@offtheball @powens05 🇮🇪

[Off The Ball @offtheball]

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[Nick Bryant @NickBryantNY]

Is there any grown up in the White House? Is there any understanding of the seriousness and horror of war? This is frat house not White House.

[Louie 🇱🇧 @UTD_Louie]

I would follow him to the death, truly one of the greatest

[Dermot Lewsley @Dermy11]

What scenes… Unbelievable 🇾🇪❤️

Laughing away at the fan running onto the pitch to do a knee slide in front of the stand.. class 🤣

I feel sorry for anyone not into sport. What an emotional rollercoaster 😆

[Manchester United Forever @UtdForever7]

🚨Just look at the scenes after Harry Maguire scores the WINNER!

Look at Bruno, Onana, & Fans!

Even the security’s couldn’t hide their emotions! 😬🙌❤️ #MUFC

[Dermot Lewsley @Dermy11]

@RuairiBrady85 @dubslife1 🤣🤣

[Conor Moore @ConorSketches]

Ger Loughnane & @JoeBrolly1993 grill Jim Gavin on the new rules! ☘️ 🏐

[Dermot Lewsley @Dermy11]

@GormleyDamian I'm so sorry for your loss Damien. Sincere condolences to you and all the family.
RIP Jody

[Dermot Lewsley @Dermy11]

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree! Superb

[The Overlap @WeAreTheOverlap]

"Please keep that in!" 🤣

Is this the funniest moment in Stick to Football history? 😅

[Dermot Lewsley @Dermy11]

@DublinAirport @united @DwayneKeenan7

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

What movie line was delivered so perfectly that it deserved an Oscar? I'll start:

[Mcgregor Forever @mcgregorufc22]

Best thing on internet usyk with Conor McGregor and Usyk doing Conor's walk 😭

[Dermot Lewsley @Dermy11]

@KeelanMaguiree @MailOnline Thank you Killian! Lucky escape 🏊‍♂️

[Dermot Lewsley @Dermy11]

Lump in the throat stuff this! One of the best episodes to date.

What a man. A man of huge resilience, a proper GAA role model.

[Thomas Niblock @thomasniblock]

Niall Grimley. Winning an All-Ireland with Armagh, what’s that like? Breaking your neck, tearing an MCL, living with colitis & thinking everyday of the brother you love, Patrick. Every day.

This is beautiful.

🎙️The GAA Social
🎧Listen here: https://t.co/lLkyIpVfKF

[Dermot Lewsley @Dermy11]

@TomasORuanaidh @ManhattanGaels @RuairiBrady85 👀🤣🤣

[Daniel Hussey @DanielHussey2]

My favourite Mícheál Ó Muircheartaigh quotes:

"Seán Óg Ó hAilpín. His father's from Fermanagh. His mother's from Fiji. Neither a hurling stronghold."

"The stopwatch has stopped. It’s up to God and the referee now. The referee is Pat Horan. God is God."

"Teddy McCarthy to John McCarthy, no relation. John McCarthy to Teddy McCarthy, still no relation."

"Anthony Lynch, the Cork corner-back, will be the last person to let you down. His people are undertakers."

"1.5 to 0.8 - well, from Lapland to the Antarctic, that’s level scores in any man’s language."

"I saw a few Sligo people at Mass in Gardiner Street this morning and the omens seem to be good for them. The priest was wearing the same colours as the Sligo jersey. 40 yards out on the Hogan Stand side of the field, Ciarán Whelan goes on a rampage, and it’s a goal. So much for religion!"

"Pat Fox out to the 40 and grabs the sliotar. I bought a dog from his father last week. Fox turns and sprints for goal. The dog ran a great race last Tuesday in Limerick. Fox to the 21, fires a shot, it goes to the left and wide. And the dog lost as well."

"He grabs the sliothar. He's on the 50. He's on the 40. He's on the 30. He's on the ground."

"Colin Corkery on the 45 lets it go with the right boot. It's over the bar. This man shouldn’t be playing football. He’s made an almost Lazarus-like recovery from a heart condition. Lazarus was a great man, but he couldn’t kick points like Colin Corkery."

"Pat Fox has it on his hurl and is motoring well now, but here comes Joe Rabbitte hot on his tail. I’ve seen it all now, a Rabbitte chasing a Fox around Croke Park."

"He’s not a big man, he’s not a small man, he’s what you might call a handyman."

"Brian Dooher is down injured. And while he is, I’ll tell you a little story. I was in Times Square in New York last week, and I was missing the Championship back home. So I approached a newsstand, and I said, 'I suppose ye wouldn’t have The Kerryman, would ya?' To which, the Egyptian behind the counter turned to me, and he said, 'Do you want the North Kerry edition or the South Kerry edition?' He had both so I bought both. And Dooher is back on his feet."

[Neal Maupay @nealmaupay_]

“It’s coming home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿”

[Dermot Lewsley @Dermy11]

Spain is definitely going to win the Euros now. This squad announcement is brilliant. 🤩 🇪🇸

[Zach Lowy @ZachLowy]

Spain’s squad announcement for the Euros is simply incredible:

1) Getting one of the greatest Spanish athletes of all time (Rafael Nadal) to narrate it

2) Getting each of the players’ family members to announce their selections

10/10, no notes.