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[Alexis Pereira @MrAlexisPereira]

That’s right. I have them all.

[derplepanda @derplepanda]

: all i want is a group of friends i can call “my lil sluts”.

[Justice McCray | they/them @justicelaughs]

POV: Me and the homies getting ready for Pride with a mutual interest in liberation for all

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

If you aren’t putting together that every protest movement in our country gets met with hyper militarized police force except white supremacists it’s easy to miss your rights being swept away as well

[Elliot Manarin @Elliot_Manarin]

On Sundays, we boop the snoot.

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

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[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

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[chiara di lello @thetinydynamo]

For my records and yours, a place to thread together poetry magazines and presses that stand with Palestine.
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[derplepanda @derplepanda]

: next time your partner takes off their underwear, make the zelda treasure opening sound. please, share your results.

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

I'll take this one.

The idea that affirmative action or diversity, equity & inclusion policies equal lower standards is something that a lot of people believe.

Instead of citing what "I believe" like Elon did, let's use facts & a something I like to called "math"

A thread.

[derplepanda @derplepanda]

: i hate that i’m emotionally susceptible to montages. i feel manipulated!

[Fortnite @Fortnite]

TOMORROW 👀

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

this is literally the gayest possible thing you could do in this situation

[Ashok Kumar | 🇵🇸 @broseph_stalin]

They actually did it: Guardian just called the blood bath in which Israel enticed desperately hungry people in Northern Gaza with promises of food then massacred 104 and injured another 700 as: “food aid-related deaths”

[derplepanda @derplepanda]

: to spice up the bedroom on valentine’s day, ditch the blindfold. and strap on a pair of binoculars to your partner like a saw trap.

[derplepanda @derplepanda]

: lentils are the lil buddies that participate in lent.

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

United is now charging extra to know where you're going and what time your flight is

[Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com on Bsky @ErinInTheMorn]

1. The New York Times has published a 4,500 word opinion piece by Pamela Paul targeting transgender care.

It is filled with inaccuracies, faulty citations, and factually incorrect claims.

Lets dive in.

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[derplepanda @derplepanda]

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