You would be charged with a hate crime if you described this scene to another person without video evidence.
THEY ARE LITERALLY DRIVING FREE CANDY VANS AT THE PRIDE PARADE AND GETTING KIDS TO GO IN THEM. ARE WE SERIOUS???
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The SG-1 Theme Song!
Did you know that there are lyrics to the Stargate: SG-1 theme? No. Really. ish.
While Scorched Earth was the first script we wrote for Stargate PRIOR to officially joining the production, Window of Opportunity was not, in fact, the first thing we wrote AFTER we landed on staff. No, that distinction goes to the lyrics to the Stargate: SG-1 theme song Paul and I composed shortly after moving into our offices.
Over 12 years, 14 seasons, 350 hours of television - I feel that this remains one of the best things we ever wrote for the franchise. Director Peter DeLuise coaxed us into performing it for one of the DVD extras. Enjoy.
Fahrenheit is based on human experience:
0° is fucking cold. 100° is fucking hot.
Celsius is based on at sea level water:
Water freezes at 0° and boils at 100°
A. Celsius is flawed because water freezes and boils at different temperatures depending on altitude.
B. When I ask what the temperature is, I’m asking for myself. I don’t give a fuck how water feels about the weather.