bang bang

1300.

[Max Alex @Max_hubz]

As a GenZ (‘98) this is terrible advice.

Here is how I got my wife.

LooksMax + GymMax.

CareerMax/money Max but don’t make those things your entire life.

Be an interesting person with hobbies.

Ask girls out on dates and if they are boring, friend zone or bone zone them.

Rinse and repeat until you find a girl who is makes your life more fun and makes time for you and doesn’t BS around (will probably take you 5 or more tries)

Wam bam thank you ma’am.

Dump immediately if any signs of bpd, mental illness or plays any bs woman games like shit testing you.

Dont be the nice guy, prioritize your hobbies and take her along for the ride. Do the random stuff sometimes and take her on fun dates weekly.

It’s simple.

Do not date
Hospital nurses (old folks home nurses are fine)
Cops
Warehouse / Amazon
HR
Girls who go out clubbing
Extremely religious girls
Strippers
Bartenders
Girls who work at golf courses.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Dax Flame and Funny Marco were trying their HARDEST not to BREAK CHARACTER as Crip Mac kept completely MISSING Dax’s jokes and responding with the most OUT OF POCKET things imaginable 😭😭

[josh @j0shzs]

mind you this was his brother's intro 😭😭😭

[bang bang @DerrickBeatin]

@CannaMuffinMan @unonumero_56 @grok Catch somebody slipping on neighborhood crip, I’m gonna crack on cuh and take cuh money

[unonumero56 @unonumero_56]

😭😭

[toz @itstoz]

I crossed 100 body count last week. This is what it taught me:

1) if you take care of yourself as a man, you will age like wine. I date better women every year, and it gets easier every year.

2) you want to avoid a feast-or-famine environment. The ideal number of women to entertain simultaneously, for me personally, is two: one that you're already sleeping with and one that you're working towards sleeping with.

3) casual sex is not the answer. The goal is to find a woman you genuinely enjoy being with and who then makes you lose desire to date other women.

4) friends-with-benefits situations never work for longer than 2 months. Someone is always getting hurt, even if you communicate very transparently.

5) I've been with everything from influencers to aristocrat girls to hippie sluts. All women are unique snowflakes, individual in their own way, but still 90% the same. Common patterns work.

6) if you think a girl is out of your league, she will think so too. the moment you feel like you're trying too hard, you should already walk away from it.

7) women don't really learn how to fuck better as they age. 22-year-olds and 40-year-olds will give you a relatively similar experience. Especially if you are relatively dominant in bed

8) women and sex are hygiene factors, meaning that the presence of sex will not make you happy, but the absence of sex over a longer period of time will make you frustrated.

9) Dating and handling women is a skill, like any other. You learn it in practice and reflection. the more you fuck up, the more u learn

10) your first intuition about a girl is usually right.

11) if you are a moderately successful, moderately healthy man, you can bag any woman you want, it all boils down to confidence and the ability to handle women.

12) relatively few women are open to one-night stands. You usually ruin your chances by pushing too hard. Relax, and they will hook up with you by themselves.

Ask me whatever you like

[tife 🎀 @bolutifee___]

BIG DICKS ARE NOT PLEASURABLE!
BIG DICKS ARE NOT PLEASURABLE!
BIG DICKS ARE NOT PLEASURABLE!
BIG DICKS ARE NOT PLEASURABLE!
BIG DICKS ARE NOT PLEASURABLE!

[julian @julianthe4th]

bruh stank pussy gotta be the craziest smell ever

[❤️‍🔥not again not again @Nyet967104]

@hibsidnolic Flrrrd da🦊🦊

[*not virgo @murakamirug]

the creator of half da niggas swag n flows out now him and keed

[@had11n]

men need to rock the power donut more it’s kinda hot tbh

[metcalf eatin candy nshit @itsnotpap]

BOYYYYYY dat snort woulda got da whole JEEP SHITTED UP fuckin wit me on god

[Ocho @OchoReacts]

Lowkey this is just being a black dude

[Rap Wikipedia @RapWikip]

17 years ago today…

Chris Brown — I Can Transform Ya (feat. Lil Wayne & Swizz Beatz) [2009]