Derro

Recovering banker dabbling in finance, startups and bad puns. Founder of @crayon_za and @thebookwewrote. Of course a RT is an endorsement.

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Hear me out…

An Afrikaans clothing store focused solely on providing bespoke pant…

Exclusive Broeks👖

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So the question is not “2B or not 2B?”

It’s 11A.

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This pope knows.

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#Jaguar

Turning transmission into a trans-mission since 2024.

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Norris gets a 10s penalty that has to be served through the pits, Russel gets a 5s penalty that just gets added to the time after the fact. Make it make sense.

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Every weekend it’s amateur hour from the FIA… heads should roll. Absolutely clueless.
#F1 #QatarGP

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Siya just got the hashtag wrong 🤷‍♂️
#chasingthefun

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Second week in a row the ref stops the game for an injury when we have a 2-on-1 overlap.

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@Rb__sa Thanks!

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@FNBSA @Rb__sa Hi. I’ve now sent 4 emails to your forex team (non-res payments) without a response. I please need a MoneyGram reversed. Your app is throwing a 884 error when trying to ‘cancel send’. Thanks!

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Helen Zille one week into the GNU

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Highlight from Parliament today…

Cyril gets elected president.

ANC members break out in song.

EFF guy chimes in: “Where’s the song from the DA? Where’s the song from the DA? Hier kom die bokke, hier kom die bokke!”

😂

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More like Throwshara 🤔

#SAvsSL

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@Discovery_SA Hi. Why am I having to constantly re-link my Apple Watch or Health app (like daily)? Is this a known issue? Thanks!

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To be fair, he did shoot 67 🤷‍♂️

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Scottie Scheffler's mugshot from Louisville Metropolitan Department of Corrections.

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@Rb__sa No, I'm not looking for a problem solve. I'm genuinely curious if your team as a whole is running through your own journeys? As an example, your IT-system erroneously puts a soft block on a card. Have you tried permanently removing the recurring block as a customer?

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@FNBSA

When last did you run through your user journeys as an external client?

Not what some guy in IT has dictated and feels works best, but the actual experience from a paying customer?

#askingforafriend

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The number of people sharing an opinion online about hummus, is the exact reason why not everyone should have an opinion on everything.

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Can this now finally end the debate re Bavuma?!

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Takes car in for service.

Gets 4 follow-up research survey calls about said service 🙄

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U oK?