Johann Schmidt

Trained by Adolf Hitler himself. Leader of HYDRA. Would-be world conqueror. That is all you need to know.
Age of Marvel

[Johann Schmidt @DerRoteSchadel]

The two-day seminar on irrigation will reconvene at the Red Hook Recreation Center at Noon.

[Johann Schmidt @DerRoteSchadel]

If you have registered for the wood chopper fitness course, the transport to the Catskill Forest will leave in one hour.

[Johann Schmidt @DerRoteSchadel]

@SpanglyCaptain If you have been completely vaccinated and wear an approved mask over your nose and mouth, I will ensure you are allowed into the seminar.

*Schmidt could not fathom, nor did he care, why his nemesis would want to attend a lecture, with video presentations, in an auditorium.*

[Johann Schmidt @DerRoteSchadel]

You are delusional, Captain Rogers. The serum in your body cannot repair all damages to your skin.

[Johann Schmidt @DerRoteSchadel]

@SpanglyCaptain You forget the importance of officers, Captain. Now, I know you can debate all day. However, I am on a tight schedule. HYDRA's demolition-safety seminar is being held at the top of the hour in Brooklyn.

[Johann Schmidt @DerRoteSchadel]

@SmoothFlyinVet @WinterTrained I will.

[Johann Schmidt @DerRoteSchadel]

@SpanglyCaptain Only at HYDRA will they learn demolition skills without an apprenticeship. My employees receive free healthcare, opportunities for career advancement, and a retirement fund, which goes to their families should they unexpectedly retire.

[Johann Schmidt @DerRoteSchadel]

@SpanglyCaptain You only know how to command soldiers for a brief time. You do not know what is needed to command a global business, which, for the last century, has had the highest recruitment rate and most loyal employees.

[Johann Schmidt @DerRoteSchadel]

@SpanglyCaptain If you are unable to suggest practical options, perhaps you should stay away from New York for a week or two.

[Johann Schmidt @DerRoteSchadel]

@SpanglyCaptain And where would you suggest my hundreds of new recruits, regardless of their designated generation, should obtain good-paying jobs with health benefits?

[Johann Schmidt @DerRoteSchadel]

@SpanglyCaptain Those utilities do not benefit HYDRA and our investments. Do you object to infrastructure projects which increase employment opportunities?

[Johann Schmidt @DerRoteSchadel]

@SpanglyCaptain No one can use sunlight for power if there is no sunlight. HYDRA owns the coal mines and oil refineries in that area. Also, the wind turbines are being chopped down sometime this month.

[Johann Schmidt @DerRoteSchadel]

@SpanglyCaptain Similar to an eclipse, the HYDRA satellite will soon block sun's light in New York and the surrounding areas.

[Johann Schmidt @DerRoteSchadel]

@SpanglyCaptain I am not the one with fair skin. But you will not need to trouble yourself with sunscreen after this weekend.

[Johann Schmidt @DerRoteSchadel]

@verbosejensen *Actual results may vary
*Damage to appendages, sudden holes in vital organs, and death may occur
*Ask your psychiatrist if visiting a HYDRA building is right for you.

[Johann Schmidt @DerRoteSchadel]

@verbosejensen As we cannot guarantee safe social-distancing practices, we currently are not allowing visitors, even ones as honest as yourself.

[Johann Schmidt @DerRoteSchadel]

@verbosejensen The HYDRA base was open to anyone who wished to review my work. However, they tended to damage my property, injure my employees, and steal from me. Any scientific reviews are now by appointment only and limited to a maximum of three people.

[Johann Schmidt @DerRoteSchadel]

@verbosejensen You are under the mistaken impression that I require input of others.

[Johann Schmidt @DerRoteSchadel]

@verbosejensen Posting films of shoddy results on the internet is hardly scientific journalism.

[Johann Schmidt @DerRoteSchadel]

@verbosejensen I was under the impression your methodology was random chaos while pushing buttons, which is also suspect.

[Johann Schmidt @DerRoteSchadel]

@verbosejensen If science frightens you, then perhaps you need to become more involved.