Ders jokes

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Proud owner of kelseys restaurant washroom #kguys #money

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Thanks santa this year for equipping me with the ultimate dad joke book allowing me to only expand my knowledge of the ultimate humour

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"Hey emma are you a fan of harry potter or shaved potter?" #kguys

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Hey do you think preying mantis' go to church? #kguys

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If i was a jew id open up a bar and just call it mitzvah #kguys #goodtobeback

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Why is it called black pirates pub if everyone doesn't even dress up like black pirates? #kguys

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@ORHL1 @captainasia_69 puss

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I cant believe it's not butter squash #kguys

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"Is it going to be a breakfast or a breakslow? #justsayin" #kguys

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What am i a pregnancy pill after you forgot to wear a condom #PlanB #kguys #hesback

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Ders: It says here you were at the bar tuesday night...

Lando: what???

Ders: The Gas baaaaar #kguys

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"He's much more defined than I am"

Ders: "ya he is, he's got like 3-4 dictionaries"

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Whats the difference with a western omlette?

"You get a cowboy hat with it..." #kguys

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#kguys #ders @TheRightSauce

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Which #GameOfThrones character would each Cup champion Blackhawk be? @THNMattLarkin's complete roster: http://t.co/LebbFq5fwB

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"Go get a pack of swedish berries"

Ders: "nahh get finish berries they're so much better..."
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Waitress: Can I start you guys off with some drinks?
Ders: Ill get a pitcher of water...3 glasses please.

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"I wonder if it's called merla mae because it opens in may...k guys?" #dersjokes