Mason DeRusha

Bitch I live in a fucking trash can! I'm the poorest mofo on Sesame Street!

[Mason DeRusha @DeRusha287]

@theULTIMATEMrsG @DonaldGoldKY @JoeyRyanOnline Lol!

[Earth, Wind & Fire @EarthWindFire]

Do you remember? 🤔

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Namaste cocksuckers............The world don't owe you dick!

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Namaste Motherfuckers.........Its the Year of The Cock...........Start slinging!

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Vince Vaughn just gave the performance of a lifetime on the rings. #Rio2016 #stillholding

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Sex is like pizza; put it in my ass.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Sometimes I wonder if common sense is actually uncommon in the land. Maybe it's a rare commodity to be cultivated & cherished

[Eliza Bayne @ElizaBayne]

Always carry a bag of goldfish. So if someone approaches you with a clipboard you can say SORRY MAN I GOTTA GET THESE GUYS IN SOME WATER

[Jeremie Solem @Sourpatchsolem]

When you own more wool socks than you do normal pairs. @WIproblems

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

Hill-Dawg just told me to "bring that Green Bay dick in here and beat my puss like it's that Chicago defense right now."

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I asked nicely, but the DMV won’t change the hair color on my driver’s license to “pumpkin spice.”

[Hanuman @HanumanWelch]

Current financial status.

[Adam Rank @adamrank]

I've tumblr'd and I can't get up #ElderlyWebsites @midnight

[Mason DeRusha @DeRusha287]

*With arms wide open by creed plays on the radio *ahh are you kidding me!? Creed sucks! *whispers to self "god this is a good fucking song"*