Damon Salvatore

I am what I am. Evil... Good... Just words. The truth is, I don’t have to let my dark side win and yet I embrace it. ₪ Brother of @DeRiscatto ₪

[Damon Salvatore @DeSangue]

@DeRiscatto [Amused by his retreat, I lilt out my drink and turn to @DellaMalizia, hoisting her onto the decanters table to make her scream]

[Damon Salvatore @DeSangue]

@DeRiscatto No, no, no. No need. @DellaMalizia needs no clothes. [glancing her up and down appreciatively] Or those jeans.

[Damon Salvatore @DeSangue]

@DellaMalizia [casting an Is that so look at @DeRiscatto and letting on a slow, evil sneer] Now, look at that! Little bro made a good point.

[Damon Salvatore @DeSangue]

@DeRiscatto [barking a laugh] Rather to check if you're married yet. But I see no guests in my house, so who needs clothes? @DellaMalizia

[Damon Salvatore @DeSangue]

@DeRiscatto Ha. [snatching my glass back from @DellaMalizia] Would you add trying to push that long-missed brother out the door to that?

[Damon Salvatore @DeSangue]

[grinning] Theeere she is.

[Damon Salvatore @DeSangue]

@DeRiscatto [casting a mocking look of disbelief over my shoulder and reaching for a decanter] You and peaceful - there should be a story.

[Damon Salvatore @DeSangue]

@DeRiscatto [socking a punch in Stefan's face without even thinking, glancing around for @DellaMalizia] Stop pushing me and do tell.

[Damon Salvatore @DeSangue]

[pulling a confused mien] Who are you, again?

[Damon Salvatore @DeSangue]

My brother's whining always wakes me.

[Damon Salvatore @DeSangue]

@DeRiscatto Don't make it sound like such a burden. You're utterly lost without me, everybody knows it. And that's MY headache.

[Damon Salvatore @DeSangue]

@WittyElena Of course she does. She's always been stepping back to make space for you in @DeRiscatto's arms and bed and heart. That martyr.

[Damon Salvatore @DeSangue]

@DeRiscatto I told him you were the mastermind behind my plans and actions because you've always been in love with Bon. @KaiJest @WittyElena

[Damon Salvatore @DeSangue]

@DeRiscatto How about you all resolve your conflicts between yourselves without me? Sounds like a great idea. @KaiJest @WittyElena

[Damon Salvatore @DeSangue]

@WittyElena That's why I never lie, pumpkin.

[Damon Salvatore @DeSangue]

@WittyElena In no way I can ever be that selfish. Ah-ah. No.

[Damon Salvatore @DeSangue]

@WittyElena Dear Little Weasel, I wish you the naughtiest and no less merry Christmas and wish you would totally misbehave and enjoy it.

[Damon Salvatore @DeSangue]

"@VacantVitality: That's it. Where's Damon when you need him to decapitate the creepy witch again?" -- I'm on vacation.

[Damon Salvatore @DeSangue]

"@PulchraMortem: It's been too long. We need to make up for some lost time. https://t.co/0mo5PtFlQT" -- Nah. [pulling @DellaMalizia away]

[Katerina Petrova @DellaMalizia]

[[kisses my mirror reflection]] Thank you, @PulchraMortem.

[Damon Salvatore @DeSangue]

RT @KaiJest #WhenFateIsLaughing - https://t.co/VQ64TBZbGK -- @NaturesParamour's short story.