Desert Chimps 🐒

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It’s official...

We’ve been kicked out of @UPLFIFA because @VPLRandy was in possession of indecent images of underage girls. We’d like to apologise on his behalf for this disgusting behaviour.

Here’s @VPLRandy statement:

‘It wasn’t my fault. It was 18 on the profile I swear’

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Thank you for your ongoing support through these difficult times.

[Harv @Harv2102]

I’m lost for words. This is a sad day for the chimps but we’ll be back!

[Michael Jackson @MikeyJacksons]

Mikey is looking for a new club 👍🏻 please dm me for a top striker if I’ve played against you. You know what I’m about @UPLFIFA @PC_ETHAN4 @UPL_Tottenham

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@scfcjenko @UPLFIFA Shut up you curly haired freak

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@UPLArsenal_ Remeber this? You boys got schooled by @MikeyJacksons. We’ve also been informed that you tried to tap him up after he skull fucked you. Pathetic.

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@NotJako_ @UPLArsenal_

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It’s worrying times for the chimps.

We are under the impression that we’ve been kicked out of the @UPLFIFA Premier League.

Here’s the chairmans input on the current situation:

We at Desert Chimps feel extremely hurt by @UPLFIFA’s actions. We feel they are nonce.

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@UPLArsenal_ Haha! You had to change the brand after getting MJ’d #Shitters

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@WFCJaykob @SlickSanti @PC_BognorRegis @azatampswfc

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@WFCJaykob @azatampswfc I’m not a pigeon you spazmoid

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@WFCJaykob @azatampswfc The league is corrupt anyways you cretin

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@UPLArsenal_ @azatampswfc

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#Funny

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@Kixn1107 Is a cheat and I hope The Yetis get relegated

[VGL @The_VGL_]

UPL FIFA SEASON 5🔰

MW3 | UPDATED STANDINGS 📊

It’s all still too close to call in the 3 Way fight at the top between Rangers, @LeedsUpl and @UPLArsenal_ 🏆

@UPL_Palace are falling massively behind on title rivals 😦

#UPLFIFAS5

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We at Desert Chimps will be taking part in #TightyWhiteyTuesday! Here’s @BaldyMurray’s submission on behalf of us...