Brewskii△⃒⃘

Right down the rabbit’s hole. 🐇

[Brewskii△⃒⃘ @DesiBrewer]

Idc about your hair or how clean your contour is, dgaf about the clothes on your back shoes on your feet, what highlight you got on, if you’re ugly on the inside, that’s it, no amount of brand names can change that.

[Brewskii△⃒⃘ @DesiBrewer]

The tricky thing about grief is that it does come in waves, sometimes it’s just the evening tide, other times it feels like a tsunami crashing down.

[Brewskii△⃒⃘ @DesiBrewer]

God, what I would do for a fucking lobotomy right about now.

[Brewskii△⃒⃘ @DesiBrewer]

The best part of having a kid so young is now that we’re older, and she’s my size, I get mistaken for a sister.

I’m not correcting people.

[Brewskii△⃒⃘ @DesiBrewer]

I get to see my baby brother and my nephew for thanksgiving this year and I can’t think of something I could be more grateful for. 🖤🍗

[Brewskii△⃒⃘ @DesiBrewer]

I don’t know who needs to hear this BUT “Scooby Doo on Zombie Island” is on Max. You’re welcome.

[Brewskii△⃒⃘ @DesiBrewer]

I thought I knew what clingy was. Until I had a son. Good lord.

[Brewskii△⃒⃘ @DesiBrewer]

“I think aliens look at us the way we look at Waffle House fights.”

[Brewskii△⃒⃘ @DesiBrewer]

9:30 on a 90° Saturday morning and Kristin and I are fantasizing about fall soups

[Brewskii△⃒⃘ @DesiBrewer]

Welcome to western New York, where Corn Cob Ice cream is a thing. 🤠🌽🍦

[Brewskii△⃒⃘ @DesiBrewer]

Are DC’s actually coming back though 👀

[Brewskii△⃒⃘ @DesiBrewer]

Do y’all ever just sit back and think about the fact that Tyler The Creator and Rihanna are probably besties? Like RiRi got locked in with A$AP and then here come Tyler’s goofy ass 😂💀

[Brewskii△⃒⃘ @DesiBrewer]

Nothing like jump starting summer with a bee sting right on the bottom of your foot!

[Brewskii△⃒⃘ @DesiBrewer]

How does one tell the IRS “no”?

Asking for a friend.

[Cinema Shogun @CinemaShogun]

@50cent 50 will forever be the king of rap beef. Just when you think it’s over and you’ve heard the last of him he arises like a Phoenix from the ashes to torch eviscerate someone.

[Brewskii△⃒⃘ @DesiBrewer]

I love watching English people eat American food for the first time and *very* briefly change their entire outlook on the states.

[Brewskii△⃒⃘ @DesiBrewer]

What I would give for a full nights sleep 😮‍💨

[Brewskii△⃒⃘ @DesiBrewer]

I would do anything for a meal cooked by David Rossi.

[Brewskii△⃒⃘ @DesiBrewer]

Today I sat around a table eating chicken cutlets and drank loganberry wine, tonight I’m smoking a pre roll and putting my kids presents under a tree with my best friend.

Like, come on.

I made it.

[Brewskii△⃒⃘ @DesiBrewer]

Not everyone you lose is a loss.

[Brewskii△⃒⃘ @DesiBrewer]

Look, Kyle and I really hit the copy and paste button 💀👶🏻