Common Desi Daughter

Please don't tell my parents about my Twitter

[Common Desi Daughter @DesiDaughter]

When you find out your parents didn't have to walk ten miles, uphill, without shoes to get to school, like they said

[Common Desi Daughter @DesiDaughter]

That man is a terrorist for what he did, not who he is. #PrayersForOrlando

[Common Desi Dude @CommonDesiDude]

This is what it comes down to:
Every Muslim shooter is a terrorist
Every Black shooter is gang related
Every White shooter is mentally ill

[Common Desi Daughter @DesiDaughter]

Can't wait to find out whether the shooter was a terrorist or just mentally ill. #PrayForOrlando

[Common Desi Daughter @DesiDaughter]

My lassi brings all the boys to the yard https://t.co/4vy5NeLZdd

[Common Desi Daughter @DesiDaughter]

Plan A: become a doctor
Plan B: marry a doctor
#desi

[Common Desi Daughter @DesiDaughter]

List of people who'd be a better Little Mermaid than Chloë Grace Moretz:
1. Literally a n y o n e e l s e

[Common Desi Daughter @DesiDaughter]

When 50 Cent performs in India, does he call himself 33 Rupees?

[Common Desi Dude @CommonDesiDude]

when your only 2 presidential candidates are fighting over Twitter like two middle school girls

[Common Desi Daughter @DesiDaughter]

me crying about my grades #GreysAnatomy https://t.co/BhUhCfrdLb

[Common Desi Son @CommonDesiSon]

@CommonDesiDude what do you mean "future wife" who is my mom then?????

[Common Desi Daughter @DesiDaughter]

Veer gave up 22 years of his life for Zaara, and I can't even get a text back.

[Common Desi Daughter @DesiDaughter]

i love waking up to the sound of my mom yelling me to do chores. what a time to be alive #blessup #justdesithings

[Common Desi Daughter @DesiDaughter]

My amma don't like you and she likes everyone

[Common Desi Son @CommonDesiSon]

Childhood Dreams: Scripps Spelling Bee 😩

[Common Desi Dad @commondesidad]

Should my son @CommonDesiDude be the next president?

[Common Desi Dad @commondesidad]

@CommonDesiSon @DesiDaughter I want both you out of my house

[Common Desi Daughter @DesiDaughter]

You know your dad's desi when he walks into your room randomly, looks around, and then leaves.

[Common Desi Daughter @DesiDaughter]

I'll always be the favorite, kutta, get over it. https://t.co/vKexq6pA8U