Desi DiMaria

Di Maria ka desi khaata,

Desi DiMaria ki hai lalkaar
Sabhi team ka karega balatkar

DiMaria ka parody account in desi language

[Desi DiMaria @DesiDimaria]

@orafa2 My heart skipped a beat Rafa 😂😂😂

[Desi DiMaria @DesiDimaria]

Laude ke vakeel Gaal ki khaal nikal ke hi aana

[Desi DiMaria @DesiDimaria]

Perrera ki maa ki gaand isse achchi free kick to mai aankh bandh karke bhi le leta hu

[Desi DiMaria @DesiDimaria]

@Manchesterspeak he was sold so cheap because of his high wages

[Desi DiMaria @DesiDimaria]

Account deactivate karne ka wakt aa gaya hai magar mai chahta hu ke iss se pehle tum mujhe jee bhar ke gaali do

[Desi DiMaria @DesiDimaria]

Mere dushman samazh rahe thay kabhi naa laut ke aunga,

Aa raha hu palat ke
Mai hu Di Di DiMaria

[Desi DiMaria @DesiDimaria]

Subah ka bhula agar shaam ko wapis aa jaye to use bhula nahi kehte😂

Manchester mai aapka swagat hai

[Desi DiMaria @DesiDimaria]

Har team mai ek gunda hota hai aur hame ek gundey ki zaroor hai jaldi aaja mere bhai

[Desi DiMaria @DesiDimaria]

Bhai Depay tune jitne statement diye hai usse aadhe bhi goal tu kar lega to tere paise wasool ho jayge

[Desi DiMaria @DesiDimaria]

Falcao aaj Gerrard ke boot pehanke aya hai bhemchod bhaagta kam hai girta jyada hai

[Desi DiMaria @DesiDimaria]

Mai fir se starting eleven mai jagah nahi!!!
Ab to aadat si hai mujhko aise jeene mai

[Desi DiMaria @DesiDimaria]

Gerrard ko maaro goli Kal meri bhi shayad aakhri home game ho sakti hai 😭

[Desi DiMaria @DesiDimaria]

Bhai Bale tu darna mat mai tujhe lene ke ye gaadi bhej raha hu

[Desi DiMaria @DesiDimaria]

Tum mujhe yu bhula naa paoge!

Madrid waalo

[Desi DiMaria @DesiDimaria]

Eva ki special massage bhi kaam naa ayi faltoo mai groin ki injury bhi ho gayi

[Desi DiMaria @DesiDimaria]

Koi jaldi se Chelsea ki physio ko bulaao use pata hai mujhe match se pehle kaise thik karna hai

[Desi DiMaria @DesiDimaria]

Agle saal champions league

Young, Valancia, DiMaria > Saurez Messi Neymar

[Desi DiMaria @DesiDimaria]

Bhenchodo maine jo Puyol ke sath kiya tha woh bhool gaye.. Kabse Messi Messi laga ke rakha hai

[Desi DiMaria @DesiDimaria]

Pep ke liye fir se chuttio ke din aa gaye hai

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Bayern ke Taare Zameen par