La petite

The idealist who claims to be a realist.

[La petite @DesiDushi]

so i asked my male colleague "do u eat ass?" he be like "no, why?" me: "cause ur breath smells like u do"

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@ArkleeC Word

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Zo met volle overtuiging zeggen “dat is echt mijn lievelingshalloweenfilm!” “Ah en welke is dat dan?”
Ik: ...

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Pow pow pow

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“Go to university they said, you’ll have fun they said”

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

I found a video of a duck falling asleep and I’m convinced it’s the cutest video ever

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Geniet nog steeds na van de wortelstoemp en de kippenworst. Whitewashed much en ik ontken niets.

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@TreyNKennedy that's not how we behave 😑

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"Do I want a cinnamon roll? Ehm, I think I'm good on rolls" 😑

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"two things are changing: the leafs and me to long sleeves"

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"the leafs are falling and so are my standards, I'm not gonna be single during the holidays"

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Gevaar van parabenen in cosmetica: een welles-nietes verhaal https://t.co/zNBRzKVlGW

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Wanneer acne niet langer meer de partypooper is https://t.co/lc6ixsfNgN

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Life hack: zo draag je zorg voor je make-up https://t.co/onkGrqvj4K

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Essentials voor een sunkissed huid https://t.co/fw8po4BQ7J

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De liefdesaffaire met make-up van 86-jarige Lydia https://t.co/c0Bu9deof7

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You know who you are https://t.co/i5CFstjU05

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Intro https://t.co/AH5wgod7QA

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Homecoming https://t.co/NHX2Kvckij

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@ArkleeC Hahaha 😂 ik wil dees saven just in case it might be useful in the future

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@CharlotteLepas @YouTube Glad you liked it

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@CharlotteLepas maybe you already know it but because you like them eggs 🙃 How To Walk On an Egg https://t.co/ClDUTfQS22 via @YouTube