THE COMMUNITY HAS SPOKEN.
We conducted an internal vote.
https://t.co/t3cItkMwj5
The results have been reviewed by management.
Management has no idea what they're doing.
Proceeding anyway.
$DOL
The computer is on fire.
Management has reviewed the situation.
The intern has been instructed to remain calm.
He has not remained calm.
https://t.co/t3cItkMwj5
The intern has run out of ideas.
Management has therefore made the employees responsible for content.
We're asking the Telegram employees to create the next DESIGNER ON LEAVE post.
Best idea gets turned into official content.
And apparently there's a $DOL reward involved.
We have acquired our first customer.
Management has confirmed that someone actually bought $DOL.
The transaction was small.
The milestone was not.
Customer #001 has officially entered company history.
The intern has requested a promotion.
The intern has prepared a company progress report.
60 Telegram employees.
46 X followers.
Instagram has somehow been approved.
Management has been asked what happens next.
Management has asked the employees.
So…
What do we do next?