The brilliant ghost who comments. Loved by your mommy when you aren't. Begrudging Cult Leader of the Order of the Naps. Not for child or adult consumption.
@LeahVtuber_ Ahem...
"That's cute you can feel emotions."
"Didn't know you could talk. Cool."
"...So did my parents. They are dead."
"D'awh. It's amazing that you can mimic human sounds. Now can you dance with a tiny hat?"
"You know you are a mental homunculus?"
"You are the tallest pygmy."
@prolifefrenchie "Abs aren't sexy on a woman and then showing a picture of a breathtaking"...
Yes. Have you seen the size of her bell pepper nose? Bitch hogs all the god-damned air.
@TexasAustyn Oh, there's not a fucking word for the amount of torture she'd be in for. That 911 call never would have been made and I'd have learned how to keep someone alive.