Desi Voldemort

Harry tried to kill me but missed out on a Samosa I left as my last horcrux. Follow me or Avada Kedavra!

[W. @Wolww]

We have a @DesiVoldemort aswell. #Twittergetscreepy

[Desi Voldemort @DesiVoldemort]

#RosesAreRedVioletsAreBlue, If you are #Desi follow @thefuturejourno or I will haunt you. #FOLLOW

[Desi Voldemort @DesiVoldemort]

Foggy weather this morning in #Dubai & #AbuDhabi - who let the dementors out without my permission?!

[Desi Voldemort @DesiVoldemort]

#GetLostIndia trending #1? Cmon guys that's not how we do it! Its more like - Expelliarmus!

[Desi Voldemort @DesiVoldemort]

#ImBeautiful, I just have a nose missing.

[Desi Voldemort @DesiVoldemort]

Received #FF s from a few people today. What does it mean? Felix Felicis?

[Desi Voldemort @DesiVoldemort]

@VoldemortKiBeti you seem depressed by the reality of life. Sigh, just use Avada Kedavra and get over it. :')

[Aishah Sanah @VoldemortKiBeti]

People online > People in reality.

[Desi Voldemort @DesiVoldemort]

@Official_Bale @VoldemortKiBeti Marry a printer, mortal. I have to go pray Jummah. Leave him alone beta, the dementors will take care of him

[Desi Voldemort @DesiVoldemort]

@Official_Bale @VoldemortKiBeti Batman pls, enough of you pretending to have superpowers. Muggle na ho to.

[Aishah Sanah @VoldemortKiBeti]

@DesiVoldemort @official_bale Please kill this annoying guy, dad. From the other side.

[Desi Voldemort @DesiVoldemort]

@VoldemortKiBeti @Official_Bale Laugh my robe off. You tell em beta!

[Desi Voldemort @DesiVoldemort]

@VoldemortKiBeti they're coming in a few hours, please wear your invisibility cloak, that little Draco is a perv.

[Desi Voldemort @DesiVoldemort]

PRINGLES - teaching desi girls how to wear choordiyan.

[Desi Voldemort @DesiVoldemort]

ShahRukh Khan trending in Pakistan. Dammit I hope they don't find out he's under the Imperius Curse!

[Desi Voldemort @DesiVoldemort]

@VoldemortKiBeti beta Malfoy wants to marry you. Rishta dekhne bula lun Leaky Cauldron mein?

[Aishah Sanah @VoldemortKiBeti]

@DesiVoldemort Dad. :p

[Desi Voldemort @DesiVoldemort]

No one will duel with you, if your Roti is not round. #DesiRules

[Desi Voldemort @DesiVoldemort]

Zero visibility all over #Dubai, #AbuDhabi and #Sharjah. Drive safe you know, I let the dementors out. #Fog

[Desi Voldemort @DesiVoldemort]

@TalhaKhaan ;)