An eejit for obedience 🚾

No God, No State, No Master. Prole for life. Nothing more, nothing less! Without leaving a piece of youth🎶

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Just a friendly reminder that Sarah Connor was committed to a psychiatric institution after attempting to destroy AI data centers, a decision made because authorities believed her warnings about the future were the result of delusions.

[𝕰𝖒𝕲 @Emilio2763]

This is the Single Greatest thing I’ve Ever Seen Ai Make…

LEGO Goodfellas…

Idk where it came from. It was sent to me but whoever made it Bravo…

[The Broletariat @Scholf_A_Loaf]

Giving the cops the password that factory resets your phone instead of the one that unlocks it is cyberpunk as hell

[David Giovanni @TheDavidC54]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[⛧kai⛧🏒🚨🪽 @kailovesharry]

Not to sound like a boomer but working with younger gen z is unfortunately giving me boomer mentality 😭 like im not saying you should take shit at your job but like you have to do the job???? Like you have to actually do the work in order to keep the job 😭😭😭😭😭

[Hunca-Munca @when_cats_away]

It takes a special kind of cunt to come to live in a foreign country, find out there's a housing shortage and a job crisis and dig your fucking heels in and stay.

And then bring 15 members of your extended family in.

[Chris @prestonchris86]

First rule I'd introduce if I was PM; unemployed people are banned from leaving their house on a weekend.
You've had all cunting week to do stuff, leave the weekend for those who work and only get a day and a half to run errands.
Breaking of the rule would be death penalty.

[Richard “Beebo” Russell @proverbs_14_23]

Not a day goes by that I am not reminded of a famous study where men and women were forced to play a card game against an opponent.

Their opponent then either cheated and stole money from the subjects; or cooperated and played fairly.

Afterwards, the men and women were strapped into an FMRI, and watched as their prior opponent received a painful electric shock.

For men, the brain produced an empathic response when the honest opponent was shocked. But it produced no empathy, and in fact showed signs of a pleasure when the cheater was shocked. Their empathy was conditional on how the opponent behaved.

But for women… The brain produced an empathic response for both types of opponents. It didn’t matter if they had been cheated by them prior, they wanted to alleviate everyone’s suffering regardless.

This is their greatest asset, it is the feminine divine. It is the reason why a mother’s love is unconditional.

It’s also the reason why you will be stabbed to death in a Walmart parking lot by a borderline retarded Haitian with 73 prior convictions.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

A lot of people don't realize the actor that played Wilson in Castaway, is the same actor from the volleyball scene in Top Gun.

[jackson @jacksonicide]

The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir

[An eejit for obedience 🚾 @Desjected]

@caulmick Buy the dip.......

[Mick Caul @caulmick]

While 500 people lose their jobs. 😔

Aer Lingus chief cashes in €895,000 IAG shares

Aer Lingus chief executive Lynne Embleton cashed in close to €900,000 worth of shares in the Irish carrier’s owner, International Airlines Group (IAG), at the end of May, figures show

https://t.co/EKeeMj4nFL

[Adrenalin Patlaması @adrenaIinIendnz]

Hayatınızda göreceğiniz en çılgın finansal karar.

[Jason Burne @Monty_Brogan69]

Au moins on se bidonait à l'époque avec le cyclisme full dopage assumé.

[Thomas Fazi @battleforeurope]

Crazy that this is getting barely any coverage. This year’s European Press Prize was just awarded to an investigative report by the Dutch newspaper De Volkskrant. It is entitled “What the Wounds Tell” and in it the journalists Maud Effting and Willem Feenstra document the cases of 114 children in Gaza under the age of 15 who were struck by a single bullet to the head or chest. Almost all of them died or were left severely disabled. They chose to document only the cases of boys and girls under the age of 15 (though often much younger: aged 3, 4 or 7) because these are children who can be immediately identified as such. “A single bullet in these parts of the body is a clear indication that these children were deliberately targeted“, the two journalists write.

This is the article: https://t.co/YkZrpqBWBQ

[New Dublin News @newdublinnews]

Once the recession hits we will be left with no jobs, shite transport and the internet just like 2009 but this time we will have Indians, Somalians and Muslims all on the dole and refusing to go home while self employed people like me will be refused it.

[An eejit for obedience 🚾 @Desjected]

@SuperValuIRL
Hard to see the pink skin under all the scab.

[An eejit for obedience 🚾 @Desjected]

@boringkearney @KevinDoyler It's not....but continue

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

My wife has recently inherited €400k from her aunt

"Oh my god, this is so amazing!" she screamed

"We could invest in S&P 500, and then couple weeks in Hawaii, just us?" she winked at me

I felt my blood boiling, but composed myself

"Sure baby, it's a good idea, have a drink now"

She fell asleep on the couch by 10pm

I opened the laptop and logged into her bank account

I made following wire transfers:

€250k to our local government
€100k to a Muslim refugee integration NGO in Bremen
€49k to a EU research think tank researching

The remaining €1k I transferred to my personal account

In the morning she asked about the money

"I invested it into Europe baby, and we will benefit from it greatly"

She began shaking, and I just hugged her dearly

It feels so great to provide for a woman I love