DJT Desk (parody account)

Bigly prexy from 2016-2020. Every POTUS should be impeached 2X so there’s parody. —————————(See what I did there⤴️)

[DJT Desk (parody account) @DeskDJT]

@cborkowski Vance has same amount of experience as Obama did which was good enough for you.

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@BillKristol If you’re a conservative why would you vote for a socialist over a republican?

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@Rachel4Trump_45 Yep

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@JPo1369 Um, there’s a staple in your face.

[DJT Desk (parody account) @DeskDJT]

@JoeBiden Go back to your beach. Your first instinct is always to focus on me.

[DJT Desk (parody account) @DeskDJT]

@VP Go away, loser.

[DJT Desk (parody account) @DeskDJT]

@VP @FEMA_Deanne @NC_Governor Your wired headphones aren’t plugged into anything and you paper is blank like your bird brain. What a dope.

[DJT Desk (parody account) @DeskDJT]

@nycgov But not banks. Don’t wear masks in banks. Or as my friends out west would say, also not near stage coaches.

[DJT Desk (parody account) @DeskDJT]

@funder How do you eat cereal if you’re wearing a mask?

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@APompliano 266K is bc Biden likes metric system–would be further in miles!

That’s how I woulda done it!

[DJT Desk (parody account) @DeskDJT]

@JustinWolfers 266K is bc Biden favors metric system–would be further in miles!

That’s how I woulda done it!

[DJT Desk (parody account) @DeskDJT]

Why am I not listed in the #100MostHandsomeMen2021?

Somebody help me understand!

[DJT Desk (parody account) @DeskDJT]

@TheRickyDavila Maybe she will ‘circle back’ after some time away??

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@people4kam Perhaps she’ll ‘circle back’ after some time away??

[DJT Desk (parody account) @DeskDJT]

@PalmerReport Maybe Psaki will circle back after some time away??

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@blueheartedly Maybe she’ll circle back after some time away??

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@Rschooley For the record, Lindsey was much better in Fleetwood Mac!

“For the record” …ha!
I made a double ontondrah!

[DJT Desk (parody account) @DeskDJT]

@danozzi Yes! I’m adding this to my platform. Let’s get it done!

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@shroobist If you’re not paying,
YOU’RE the product!

If you don’t believe me, Google it!

[DJT Desk (parody account) @DeskDJT]

@jjgravitas Dude what’s wrong with you? Whattaya mean “claims” to be a parody account?? Can’t you plainly see I’m lambasting here?