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All glory to the Hypno Toad

[des @DessyDavis]

Has a basket of toys, child would rather shake a box of tuna helper

[des @DessyDavis]

Feeling like a corn dog at a hot dog party

[des @DessyDavis]

Eeeeeeeep

[des @DessyDavis]

🫠

[des @DessyDavis]

@SkillsSmacking @CharizardEats You should’ve got the Etb instead because it’s the only chance to get the special pokemon center Etb

[des @DessyDavis]

@melomaxies

[juju @jujunym]

30 hours no pokemon cards getting jitters in my hands vision blurry feel like vomiting

[Blood | Collin 🥀 @BloodVariety]

Sometimes I sit on these screens because I'm a Masochist

[des @DessyDavis]

Get me off of whatnot

[airi 𝜗℘ @4irellee]

sorry for leaving strands of my hair everywhere an angel tends to leave their feathers all over the place

[pokècate ⋆˙⟡ @xcatlyn]

why be depressed when you can just collect pokémon cards instead

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

hamburger help us

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Nacho’s death in Better Call Saul (2022), that monologue where he finally says it all straight, no fear left, just owning the moment completely, that’s what makes it hit.

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

[lily @c0wgirlonline]

emergency vet be like give us three million dollars right now or your cat gets the firing squad

[Complex Pop Culture @ComplexPop]

Bryan Cranston defended Skyler White after Frankie Muniz told him that he wanted to "kill Skyler" while watching 'BREAKING BAD' to make Walt's life easier

"Let me get this straight. Her husband leaves without any explanation, she's pregnant, he's making crystal methamphetamine, and people have died, and SHE'S the bitch?"

via Hot Ones Versus

[Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic_hedgehog]

You’re back in the early 2000s. You’ve just played Sonic Adventure 2 for the first time and now this is your entire personality.

[✒️ @Literariium]

— Edgar Allan Poe

[Pokémon Daily Post💫 @PokeDailyPost]

My Onix was knocked out and now I'm on my way to the Pokemon cente

[mar @kantozard]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me