Calum Brown

[Calum Brown @DeStijl333]

Pixies should be pushing the boat out to get her re-signed.

[Patrick #bIm @patrickdiomedes]

The Dean's "Payday Rap" from Community season 5 episode 9

[Jamie @JamieJambo74]

Mind wife swap? Channel 4 should do that but for football fans.

Force a Celtic fan to support Motherwell or Dundee for a season and see how long they last before they have a nervous breakdown.

[Pie & Bovril 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @pieandbov]

Scottish FA
Key Match Incident Review Panel
As at 03/02
Published Reports (20)

Errors Total
23

Errors in Favour
Dundee Utd 5
Ross County 4
St.Mirren 3
Celtic 2
Motherwell 2
St.Johnstone 2
Aberdeen 1
Hearts 1
Hibernian 1
Kilmarnock 1
Rangers 1

Errors Against
St.Mirren 4
Kilmarnock 4
Rangers 4
Motherwell 3
Hearts 2
Hibernian 2
Celtic 1
Ross County 1
Aberdeen 1
Dundee 0
Dundee Utd 0
St.Johnstone 0

Reports are usually published on a Friday relating to games the previous week at;

https://t.co/JqFTGAb9te

Notes to read before complaining

1) The KMI started on Match Round 5 in September. No errors before that are included in the numbers above.

2) KMI Panel consists of five members: 3 independent panel members with established careers within Scottish football, one representative from the SFA and 1 representative from SPFL clubs

3) These numbers include all games up to and including Jan 26th 2025

4) There are only 22 errors showing against as Joe Newell was ordered off against Dundee Utd for a second yellow that was later deemed to have been worthy of a straight red. Hibs benefitted from that by virtue of a reduced ban for Newell, but they still played with 10 so it did not affect the game itself.

[Alasdair Beckett-King @MisterABK]

Every Videogame from 1954. Happy Holidays!

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Iconic movie scenes inspired by art 🧵

1. The Truman Show - René Magritte

[Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant]

It's wild that The Getaway is now an explorable 3D time capsule of the British high street at the turn of the millennium.

[Fuck off @Get_effed]

Nelson Muntz revealing that he's a massive Andy Williams fan is one of the most delightful Simpsons moments

[Colin Cunningham @CunningColin]

Kilmarnock - I knew it was them! Even when it was Rodgers gung ho tactics, I knew it was them!

[Kieran Maguire @KieranMaguire]

Dortmund's squad cost based on most recent accounts is 6.1x that of Celtic, whose squad cost 185.7x that of St Johnstone.

[Kieran Maguire @KieranMaguire]

Dortmund's wage bill is 3.4x that of Celtic, who spend 12.8x the wage bill of St Johnstone.

[Kieran Maguire @KieranMaguire]

A St Johnstone fan contacted me overnight to compare the finances of Borussia Dortmund, Celtic and St Johnstone. So here are the key figures. In terms of revenue, Dortmund have 2.9x the revenue of Celtic, who in turn generate 24.4x the revenue of St Johnstone.

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

Someone heckles Keir Starmer about the mass slaughter of children in Gaza.

Starmer laughs and suggests he got his pass from the 2019 Labour conference.

Genuinely vile behaviour.

[November @postoctobrist]

I can’t tell if the funnier thing here is the accent he keeps slipping into or him cracking up at how stupid it is

[𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™ @Devon_OnEarth]

Knowingly suppressing evidence of Israeli war crimes while supplying F-35 parts vital to their operation