Sean Roycraft

Vocalist. Guitarist. Enthusiast.

[Sean Roycraft @DestRoycraft]

Never really had an Independence Day tradition, but I did blast @Megadeth's 'Rust In Peace' last year whilst grilling. Might as well keep it going this year. #America250 #DontAskWhatYouCanDoForYourCountry

[Sean Roycraft @DestRoycraft]

I feel like 150% of international disputes can be solved by outlawing golf.

[Sean Roycraft @DestRoycraft]

I 100% predict the next fight will look like this:

[Sean Roycraft @DestRoycraft]

Watching Rocky on VHS is better picture quality than this boxing match on Netflix.

[Sean Roycraft @DestRoycraft]

@archetypeboys

[Sean Roycraft @DestRoycraft]

Fixed the dryer.

+ 1500 XP

Homeowner level increased.

[Sean Roycraft @DestRoycraft]

I only seem to tweet once a year.

[Sean Roycraft @DestRoycraft]

@thejasonwisdom @SilentGarrett What can I do? Just pulled into town.

[Sean Roycraft @DestRoycraft]

@ActuallyTorey Elijah Wood be like 👁👄👁

[Sean Roycraft @DestRoycraft]

@archetypeboys I've got a theory...

[Sean Roycraft @DestRoycraft]

It only took me two and a half years, but I finally changed the strings on my guitar.

[Sean Roycraft @DestRoycraft]

Growing up, my family didn't do pictures for the first day of school.

That's all.

[Sean Roycraft @DestRoycraft]

I don't want any spoilers from the Oscars, okay?

[Sean Roycraft @DestRoycraft]

Social media is people complaining about gas prices. In turn, other people on social media complain about others complaining about gas prices. It's my job to complain about those complaining about others complaining.

Wah.

[Sean Roycraft @DestRoycraft]

My mother: What is this Wordle?

Me: It's a game where...nevermind. New York Times already bought it.

[Sean Roycraft @DestRoycraft]

@floflostiltskin Duha

[Sean Roycraft @DestRoycraft]

Snow really brings out the people in your life that have 4WD.

[Sean Roycraft @DestRoycraft]

New year, new sponge.

[Sean Roycraft @DestRoycraft]

Chris Pratt is going to be Mario in one movie. Rumor is that Seth Rogan will be Donkey Kong in another. We have ourselves another cinematic universe evolving, people.

Damn you, Hollywood.