Astoria Mills

Daughter, Sage of Hess, Weapon, Goddess.

[Astoria Mills @Destroyerdottir]

"I've been called many things, but the only title I've ever earned was the Last Sage of Hess"

🗡️Sol(FFBE)/Astoria Mills
🤍Sage of light
😺GodKitten
⚠️ Volatile
🖊️#FrostedSiren

[Astoria Mills @Destroyerdottir]

Yes.

[Blue @DarthGodCat]

Isn't that one of the aliens who try to take over the world?

[Astoria Mills @Destroyerdottir]

I like this one better

[Emma Swan @FrostedSword]

All I'm saying is that Jiggly puff exists and you are all wrong about the best pokemon.

[Astoria Mills @Destroyerdottir]

It's not about the avatar, or your desire to change it.

It's your heart.

Idiot.

[Astoria Mills @Destroyerdottir]

Tactically, attacking someone you can't hurt through their loved ones is clever

In practicality, however, that means you're going to be pissing off something you can't hurt on a level you've never seen them pissed off to before

So you better have a plan for that

[Astoria Mills @Destroyerdottir]

My family tree resembles a bramblebush and it is entirely the fault of my mother and my sister, Loki.

[Astoria Mills @Destroyerdottir]

That is unlikely to be discontinued anytime soon

[Blue @DarthGodCat]

Except a continued guilt trip by my 5th oldest child, no.

[Astoria Mills @Destroyerdottir]

I'm assuming you aren't still in possession of anything from my birth.

[Astoria Mills @Destroyerdottir]

It is something of a tradition for the child to name themselves. Identification spells will work on them long before they are born.

[Astoria Mills @Destroyerdottir]

This sounds like the most Antoinette Stark to ever Antoinette Stark.

[Emma Swan @FrostedSword]

Toni used to just add Pepto to her coffee instead of cream

[Astoria Mills @Destroyerdottir]

Oh, yes, because I didn't read "what to expect when you're merspecting by Arachne Watts".

SHE THREW THAT UP, TOO

[Adella Triton @VengeanceSiren]

*deep sigh*

Make a paste with seaweed and ginger. Spread it across buttered toast. This is now the only thing she should eat for breakfast for at least 9 weeks after which point her cravings are unlikely to be overridden.

[Astoria Mills @Destroyerdottir]

High five

[valerie. @HiddenValiance]

SAVAGE

[Astoria Mills @Destroyerdottir]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM SUPPOSED TO BE DOING

THIS IS OUTSIDE THE PURVIEW OF MY TRAINING

[Astoria Mills @Destroyerdottir]

. . . That does not smell appetizing.

[Astoria Mills @Destroyerdottir]

The ever boiled water,

Destroyer of all leaves

[Astoria Mills @Destroyerdottir]

@FrostedSword I don't eat junk food.

[Astoria Mills @Destroyerdottir]

Do not take it personally.

[Astoria Mills @Destroyerdottir]

The defense rests.

[Emma Swan @FrostedSword]

I'm going to go throw up now.

[Astoria Mills @Destroyerdottir]

This? This is an atrocity.

[Astoria Mills @Destroyerdottir]

In some countries, they put kiwis or bananas on pizza and your concern is an absolutely logical flavor profile that actually helps break down fats and oils thus making your pizza healthier for you?

[Astoria Mills @Destroyerdottir]

@HiddenValiance "I am sorry.

Valerie.

For whatever little that is likely to be."

[Astoria Mills @Destroyerdottir]

"Always and with every breath.

But that's not a path I can follow."

[valerie. @HiddenValiance]

“Because you still love me?”