〚 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐮𝐬 〛

— “ 𝘉𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘊𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯. . . 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘿𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙍𝙐𝘾𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉. ” | Writer is Male and 20-years-old. #DBZRP #DBSRP #MVRP Free 🇵🇸.

[〚 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐮𝐬 〛 @DESTRUCTIONISMS]

⠀ — 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐮𝐬.

⠀ㅤ⠀⠀ “Now all that’s left is the destruction of Earth,
but I think it would be a shame to destroy it. . .”

⠀ ₍ ♡ + ↻  ₎
⠀ #DBZRP / #MVRP

[〚 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐮𝐬 〛 @DESTRUCTIONISMS]

⠀

⠀ㅤ𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍.

⠀

[〚 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐮𝐬 〛 @DESTRUCTIONISMS]

ooc.

Just curious

[〚 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐮𝐬 〛 @DESTRUCTIONISMS]

ᅠ⠀
ᅠ⠀ㅤ

ᅠ⠀ㅤᅠ⠀⠀Fine. I am Beerus, The God of
Destruction. Now may I have another bowl?

ᅠ⠀
ᅠ⠀

[𝘛𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘴 @SciFiObsessed]

It is relevant. It's rude to just eat someone else's food, you know.

[𝘛𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘴 @SciFiObsessed]

There's a talking purple cat eating my food.

[〚 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐮𝐬 〛 @DESTRUCTIONISMS]

ᅠ⠀
ᅠ⠀ㅤ

ᅠ⠀ㅤᅠ⠀⠀With a tap of his finger on said forearm, he shoved the raging saiyan back.

“ Very nice strike. You’re lucky I’m not at liberty to destroy you. ”

ᅠ⠀
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[〚 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐮𝐬 〛 @DESTRUCTIONISMS]

ᅠ⠀
ᅠ⠀ㅤ

ᅠ⠀ㅤᅠ⠀⠀Irrelevant, do prepare another bowl though, please.

ᅠ⠀
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[𝘛𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘴 @SciFiObsessed]

!

Who are you? What do you think you're doing?

[〚 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐮𝐬 〛 @DESTRUCTIONISMS]

ᅠ⠀
ᅠ⠀ㅤ

ᅠ⠀ㅤᅠ⠀⠀Delectable taste, keep them coming, Earth Woman.

ᅠ⠀
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[𝘛𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘴 @SciFiObsessed]

Chicken and dumplins for dinner. ♡

[〚 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐮𝐬 〛 @DESTRUCTIONISMS]

ᅠ⠀
ᅠ⠀ㅤ

ᅠ⠀ㅤᅠ⠀⠀He met the wrathful blow with a
dismissive swat to redirect the strike.

ᅠ⠀
ᅠ⠀

[〚 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐮𝐬 〛 @DESTRUCTIONISMS]

ᅠ⠀
ᅠ⠀ㅤ

ᅠ⠀ㅤᅠ⠀⠀Flan pales in comparison to a good Crème Brûlée.

ᅠ⠀
ᅠ⠀

[〚 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐮𝐬 〛 @DESTRUCTIONISMS]

ᅠ⠀
ᅠ⠀ㅤ

ᅠ⠀ㅤᅠ⠀⠀I am nearly envious of you. I do so enjoy pudding.

ᅠ⠀
ᅠ⠀

[〚 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐮𝐬 〛 @DESTRUCTIONISMS]

ᅠ⠀
ᅠ⠀ㅤ

ᅠ⠀ㅤᅠ⠀⠀Ah, yes. All the better to enjoy pudding with!

ᅠ⠀
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[〚 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐮𝐬 〛 @DESTRUCTIONISMS]

ᅠ⠀
ᅠ⠀ㅤ

ᅠ⠀ㅤᅠ⠀⠀How 𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐊𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒, charging right at me!

ᅠ⠀
ᅠ⠀

[〚 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐮𝐬 〛 @DESTRUCTIONISMS]

ᅠ⠀
ᅠ⠀ㅤ

ᅠ⠀ㅤᅠ⠀⠀ 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐠… 𝐆𝐨𝐤�� 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬
𝐥𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐫𝐚𝐰 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐞𝐭… 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐟 𝐡𝐞’𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐞…

ᅠ⠀
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[〚 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐮𝐬 〛 @DESTRUCTIONISMS]

ᅠ⠀
ᅠ⠀ㅤ

ᅠ⠀ㅤᅠ⠀⠀ 𝐈𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥
𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞!

ᅠ⠀
ᅠ⠀

[〚 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐮𝐬 〛 @DESTRUCTIONISMS]

ᅠ⠀
ᅠ⠀ㅤ

ᅠ⠀ㅤᅠ⠀⠀ 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐮𝐬.
[ He snatches the garlic bread and begins scarfing it down. ]

ᅠ⠀
ᅠ⠀

[INDEFINITE HIATUS. @CRIMSONEULOGIA]

[ She's slooooowly handing the garlic bread over. ]

No, no. You're very mighty, Mr Purple.

[〚 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐮𝐬 〛 @DESTRUCTIONISMS]

ᅠ⠀
ᅠ⠀ㅤ

ᅠ⠀ㅤᅠ⠀⠀Surely you’ve noticed I’m not
some measly stray cat…

Now hand over that garlic bread, post haste…

ᅠ⠀
ᅠ⠀

[INDEFINITE HIATUS. @CRIMSONEULOGIA]

Hey now, I'm just sayin' — stray cats love that sofa. A bigger cat's gonna love it too.

[ She plucks garlic bread from the fridge... and just places her hands on top of it. It begins to sizzle and heat, rapidly so. ]

[〚 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐮𝐬 〛 @DESTRUCTIONISMS]

ᅠ⠀
ᅠ⠀ㅤ

ᅠ⠀ㅤᅠ⠀⠀Too 𝐅𝐄𝐖, too 𝐅𝐀𝐑 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐍.

ᅠ⠀
ᅠ⠀

[〚 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐮𝐬 〛 @DESTRUCTIONISMS]

ᅠ⠀
ᅠ⠀ㅤ

ᅠ⠀ㅤᅠ⠀⠀More dreaded insolence and demands…
but ones I shall tolerate for Garlic Bread.

ᅠ⠀
ᅠ⠀

[INDEFINITE HIATUS. @CRIMSONEULOGIA]

Take a seat, kitty-cat. Sofa's comfy.

[〚 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐮𝐬 〛 @DESTRUCTIONISMS]

ᅠ⠀ How 𝐚𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠. . .
ᅠ⠀ㅤ

ᅠ⠀ㅤᅠ⠀⠀ And how is it I’ve never
𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐃 of you then, 𝐃𝐎𝐎𝐌?

ᅠ⠀
ᅠ⠀ Surely you’re not just 𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐊, right? . . .

[〚 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐮𝐬 〛 @DESTRUCTIONISMS]

ᅠ⠀
ᅠ⠀ㅤ

ᅠ⠀ㅤᅠ⠀⠀ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐮𝐠𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐭. . .

ᅠ⠀
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[〚 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐮𝐬 〛 @DESTRUCTIONISMS]

ᅠ⠀
ᅠ⠀ㅤ

ᅠ⠀ㅤᅠ⠀⠀ 𝐈𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐨?

ᅠ⠀
ᅠ⠀