Detective Walter Malone

The name's Walter Malone. I am a Homicide Detective with the Baltimore PD. I need your help to be animated.

[Detective Walter Malone @DetectiveMalone]

Hump Day = Camel

Camel = Water

Watermelon = Water + Melon

So today is my day?

[Detective Walter Malone @DetectiveMalone]

@USMC Met a Marine once. Couldn’t stop talking about Crayons for some reason. I didn’t understand. But I’m a Watermelon, what the hell do I know?

[Detective Walter Malone @DetectiveMalone]

Wonder what its like to take a dump? Seems expensive, with all the toilet paper and whatnot.
#YaCrazyBastards

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@emmaposada09 @PostMalone Mr. Malone, I’m Mr. Malone, Walter Malone ; A Watermelon Detective. #MelonMan

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@codadam21 @SouthPark Not sure if I'd rather be a Watermelon or Man-Bear-Pig. Definitely don't want to be Al Gore, though.

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@HestandNick @PostMalone I'll be your Dad.

#AMalonesAMalonesAMalone

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@TediousturtleZZ @5secndsofdolan @PostMalone And I'm Walter Malone, Watermelon Detective from Baltimore.

#YaCrazyBastards

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@PsychoBrains88 @SouthPark Reaching these kids, obviously.

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@PostMalone Tuesday should be #Booseday

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Tuesday is Booseday.
#Booseday
#YaCrazyBastards

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@SouthPark Yeah, right and I'm not a melon, I just have a disease that removed my arms/legs and turned my skin green.

#YaCrazyBastards
#MelonMan

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I'm feeling conflicted. Glad its Friday but bummed because I haven't been animated yet.
#FridayFeeling

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That's how I'm feeling. I just want to be animated.

#YaCrazyBastards https://t.co/iXQf0dBflo

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@BoJackHorseman I too, have had an unconventional life. I was spawned when a Watermelon seed made its way into a chemical waste pond. Its a really interesting story, actually. I need help getting myself animated, tho.

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@SouthPark I need to get animated, bros.

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What if Watermelons inherited the earth? It'd be pretty freakin' sweet. #ThursdayThoughts

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Never was a fan of Soccer anyway. Had a bad experience when I was a kid. . .
#WorldCup

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One Bourbon, one Scotch and one melon. . . Or something like that. #NationalBourbonDay

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[Detective Walter Malone @DetectiveMalone]

#ThingsNeverSaidInIndianaJones "May Name's Walter and I'm a Watermelon Detective"

[Detective Walter Malone @DetectiveMalone]

@bigmouth Walter Malone here, first day on Twitter. I’m a Detective with the Baltimore PD. I’m also a Watermelon. Js frfr AF
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