Mara

A detective with 15 years of experience (not an actual detective lol)

[Mara @DetectiveMara]

@GordonSOFT Those old ladies seemed clueless, but we can’t count them out just yet

[Mara @DetectiveMara]

The Dunkin receipts for the locals checked out, they are off the suspect list as well

[Mara @DetectiveMara]

Country folk’s alibi of LaVida participants has panned out. It’s official, those New Hampshire girls names are cleared.

[Mara @DetectiveMara]

Here’s our list of suspects:
The country folk, the sisters, the grandmas, gabba gabba, fitness influencers, the tourists, and the locals.
@gordonathletics @gordoncollege #gordonclash

[Mara @DetectiveMara]

Looks like we’ve got a mystery to solve gang🔎