DarkSydeDetective

[DarkSydeDetective @DetectiveSyde]

pigpiggo updates were broken for a bit but we should be back up to date now👍

[DarkSydeDetective @DetectiveSyde]

@mario_faker @PoemJosh Can't blame him too much for thinking that, looking up information is a foreign concept to him

[DarkSydeDetective @DetectiveSyde]

@xPaxion @ThatBeing_Said @TomCampbell This one maybe? https://t.co/Lhj7XJLvHr

[DarkSydeDetective @DetectiveSyde]

@DoctorCaos I'm assuming Capcom actually paying their artists is where the extra $10 went

[DarkSydeDetective @DetectiveSyde]

@PoemJosh Quip 1: Nice redundancy Mr valedictorian
Quip 2: I'll take "Phrases that cause Derich to close the tab" for $500

[DarkSydeDetective @DetectiveSyde]

@PoemJosh So reusing the same excuse for why he can go clown mode for tips while calling everyone else that does it a moron kiddy streamer, nice

[DarkSydeDetective @DetectiveSyde]

Craig pointed it out but it was a good insight into how his mind works too. His only motivation for doing anything is money, and can't imagine that anyone else is different. Sidescrollers only wanted him to come clean for money, detractors only make videos for money etc.

[DarkSydeDetective @DetectiveSyde]

The interview was really just a confirmation that he hasn't changed at all. He had no interest in an honest conversation, was only trying to score gotcha moments or satisfy his apology fetish the entire time.

[DarkSydeDetective @DetectiveSyde]

Reason for lying about it is super sus as well, "it was stupid" "no one cared". Either that's another lie, or his bar for lying about something is so low as to be basically non-existent

[DarkSydeDetective @DetectiveSyde]

If he was using the non-DFTR new account last year, why couldn't he show it privately on sidescrollers?
Also there's no way he doesn't have a transaction history or at least an email notification from the site he supposedly sold it on he could show without exposing private info

[DarkSydeDetective @DetectiveSyde]

@PoemJosh My 5yo begs to differ

[DarkSydeDetective @DetectiveSyde]

The DSP shoutout
https://t.co/j3Q5MlvLpG

[DarkSydeDetective @DetectiveSyde]

@DspInstitute @the_narc_2000 Hey thanks for the offer and keeping the dream alive with your version. Yeah I'm not too active these days tbh so probably won't be able to add any new features, will mainly just try and keep it updating I think

[DarkSydeDetective @DetectiveSyde]

Always a good time when Phil gets money, usually get some entertainment out of it and let's face it if not for DSP that money would be going to a Nigerian prince, better it stays in the country to stimulate the economy through alcohol and gatcha purchases tbh 👍

[DarkSydeDetective @DetectiveSyde]

yep I'm still alive, https://t.co/zpNOI5MpRc should be pretty much back up to date now

[DarkSydeDetective @DetectiveSyde]

@the_narc_2000 @DspInstitute Yeah been meaning to try get it going again actually. The last week or so should be up now but will probably take a while to get everything else from the past couple years or whatever on there.

[DarkSydeDetective @DetectiveSyde]

@DSPTweetBotBU Nothing says chill like all caps

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@Poems_Future Ppl preferring stuff from their own culture is xenophobic now? Wow Phil doesn't listen to Vietnamese music or watch Bollywood movies? what a massive xenophobe dood

[DarkSydeDetective @DetectiveSyde]

@Poems_Future How about a built in spout to make it easier to pour leftover grease down the toilet

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@DSPTweetBotBU Couldn't pop off about doing good at the game so he's popping off about predicting he was gonna do bad

[DarkSydeDetective @DetectiveSyde]

@DSPTweetBotBU The fact that he not only went out of his way to tweet about it but it made him change his actual Twitter name shows who is living rent free in who's head