John Deters

there’s only one thing i hate more than lying: skim milk,which is water that’s lying about being milk. -Ron Swason

[John Deters @DetersJohn]

The top ten kinds of milk.
10. Show
9. Me
8. The
7. Tits
6. On
5. An
4. Almond
3. Or
2. Soybean
1. Dairy cow milk
#dairymonth

[Joe Tipton @JoeTipton]

NEWS: Indiana forward Trent Sisley will return to the Hoosiers next season, source told @On3.

https://t.co/MJyCTvk44K

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

Offseason plan

1. Make Brad Stevens say no

[John Deters @DetersJohn]

Im done watching sports #iubb

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

A year ago that loss would’ve triggered a drunken crashout

Post national championship this basketball program doesn’t determine my entire mood anymore

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

I’ve officially hit the age where hangovers are debilitating instead of a minor inconvenience and I am not a fan.

[John Deters @DetersJohn]

*Exhale loudly*

[MattBeGreat @mattbegreatyt]

*Indiana beating a team by 30

*Curt Cignetti

[🇨‌🇫‌🇧‌ 🏈 🇲‌🇪‌🇲‌🇪‌🇸‌ @CFBMemes]

"You gotta be a sick individual to be enjoying watching Indiana destroy Alabama in the Rose Bowl"

Me:

[vic @VictionaryHD]

Colts went from 1 Seed to out of the playoffs in a month

[John Deters @DetersJohn]

😢

[Speaker @HoosierSpeaker]

IU basketball in the AP poll

[John Deters @DetersJohn]

IU basketball is back. John drunk tweeting about them is also back

[John Deters @DetersJohn]

My dream job is to be the guy who google stuff on podcasts. Like “john pull that up quick”

[John Deters @DetersJohn]

Fuck it. I’m big into Indiana football now. (Been waiting a year to tweet this.)

[ESPN @espn]

INDIANA GOES INTO EUGENE AND HANDS OREGON ITS FIRST LOSS OF THE SEASON 🤯

[Chas @frazmoney93]

Donald right now like

[Indiana Hoosiers @IUHoosiers]

Finally unleashed. 🦬

Welcome back home, @HoosiertheBison.

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

Indiana should have been in.

[John Deters @DetersJohn]

Play it.

[John Deters @DetersJohn]

A wide range of emotions this week