Detective Sipowicz

I love tropical fish and solving crime.

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@jetneptune_ All Kingcobrajfs All The Time Toobz

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@_willcompton @Shanemgillis You and your mustachio’d friend feel bad about bullying this special boy now??

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@JadenPMcNeil

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@xAIDRAFOXx Weed > Fake Boobies #KeepemNatural

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@JUSTcatmeme

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@JUSTcatmeme

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@harryreams187 That and having a constant blood alcohol content of 0.085

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@harryreams187 Going from 80 to 50 in a day how us Wisconsinites keep our dicks from falling off.

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@nypost Damn shame. Only the good die young. Rest easy sweet princess.

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@hippojuicefilm Buddy D & The Doot Dootz blew my mind I first heard them. Wish they were still touring.

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@mattwritesbooks Hey good morning to you. Hope everyone keeps all their fingers and toes attached today!

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@Metallica Don’t worry pal. 2 weeks to flatten the curve and a few boosters will fix everything.

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@JUSTcatmeme Who is this lady and how much for her to do the Modern Bulgarian Butt Bounce Dance??

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@ValVenisEnt Absolutely. Modern Police are nothing but revenue agents out to steal and impose the will of the elites. It’s time we all grab a broom handle.

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@nypost

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@mugshawtys Did she run over the lady who fucked up her Uncle Leo eyebrows?

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@JUSTcatmeme Wow @jetneptune_ looks rough. But it’s nice to see he found love.

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@nypost You mustn’t mock St Floyd Of Fentanyl

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@GarandThumb1

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@mattwritesbooks Looks like my Henti-fest will have to wait another night.