Matt Jonasen

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@KeeganMKey hey, I’m 42 and at a slumber party with my boys. I have a great movie pitch for you. Hit me up. (Not crazy).

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@KyleKirrin you making the ripple system into an anime or what? I think any real-world stuff should look like A Scanner Darkly (different from the in-game animation). Travis should still do Franks voice.

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@SchlitzBrewing do you have a ad campaign featuring the slogan “Get Schlitz Faced?” I feel it would be huge.

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@CoryCove , how do you explain this?

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@ThreeGuysTalkin TGT topic "So Bad It's Good" Movies... See: MacGruber or Machete.

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@ThreeGuysTalkin like "Paxton or Pullman" you guys should have "Rogan or Rogen" Joe Rogan or Seth Rogen.

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@MeatSauce1 first base coach for KC Royals "Rusty Kuntz" .. no joke. Now there's an off-putting porn name.

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@CoryCove Kevin Gorg said "the young man with the soft, buttery hands." On the post game. Sounded button-bar worthy.

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@CoryCove totally agree with your take. Just as frustrating:"I don't care what they do in their own home as long as I don't have to see it."

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@alt933fm Great music when I can pick it up! I've got an extra metal colander at home if you want to borrow it to boost your signal.

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@alt933fm @iHeartRadio can someone bring me a radio? I'm near the river.

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@alt933fm can I listen on my phone yet? Website? App? No radio here.

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@jaysonst Hey what happens if the Orioles and Yankees tie? Is there a Game 163?

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What happens if the Orioles and Yankees tie? Is there a Game 163?

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Deuce, deuce riot... RIOT!

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Whilst on the toilet, I'm contemplating turning around and yacking. Motion sickness got the best of me. Either way, this Qdoba is leaving.

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Pooping with my goofy hat on. #goodluckforpoker

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@stubby2cents tweeting buddies

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Curved toilet seat. Sit in the groove, very nice. 2011 is really going out on a high note.

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Oh man, I used to turd here all the time! #BestBuy