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I watch Jeopardy & the Celtics and I play ultimate. Sometimes I tweet about other things, but not really she/her

[chelc @DeuceyJuice]

People are so amazed that I went to the Olympics in Paris, but it probably only cost me $3000 total. That’s the same if not cheaper than going to Disney or playing a season of elite ultimate.

But I don’t recommend trying to go to the next one in LA, that sounds terrible 😣

[chelc @DeuceyJuice]

I’ve been in Paris for a week, and just when I thought I was getting used to the food here, I had a pain aux raisins for breakfast that just slapped me silly 🤤

[chelc @DeuceyJuice]

I secretly love checking my work email while I’m away to confirm that they are so helpless without me 😈

[Reductress @Reductress]

Time for plan B

[chelc @DeuceyJuice]

The vibe at work today is very, “I’m just here so I don’t get fined (PTO)”

[chelc @DeuceyJuice]

George just told me they are not exactly the same, but very similar… it’s tough dating a musician sometimes.

[chelc @DeuceyJuice]

I finally figured out today why Feminomenon by Chappell Roan gets me going… The beat in the chorus is the same beat from 212 by Azealia Banks

[chelc @DeuceyJuice]

George’s photo album is 90% Gracie… if I didn’t know better I would say he’s just dating me for my cat (no implied pussy jokes or sexual innuendos)

[chelc @DeuceyJuice]

After a couple years of strife, I’m so excited that I have found joy in the sport of ultimate again

[chelc @DeuceyJuice]

Does it give anyone else the ick when somewhen refers to their spouse as “hubby”? 🤢 Really hoping that phases out soon

[chelc @DeuceyJuice]

Hbd to me! This was a great game to see live 😄

[Celtics Stats @celtics_stats]

Al Horford scored a season-high 24 points tonight while shooting 6-of-10 from 3-point range.

[chelc @DeuceyJuice]

Just convinced my team to do a Patient Experience themed Jeopardy game for our annual recognition week 👏👏

[Reductress @Reductress]

Woman Waiting for Evidence That World Will Still Exist in 2050 Before She Starts Working Toward Goals: https://t.co/HkrIAGyKMK

[chelc @DeuceyJuice]

I hate winter cause it’s the season of the sniffs 🤧

[chelc @DeuceyJuice]

Milton from Love is Blind Season 5 is the best human being who has ever been on reality tv

[chelc @DeuceyJuice]

@clarasmatic_42 Love that for you

[chelc @DeuceyJuice]

My phone just notified me that my step count and run/walk distance dropped since 4 weeks ago… where is the off season setting??

[chelc @DeuceyJuice]

I’m at the age where my girl friends talk about pumping and my guy friends talk about pumping and they are two very different things 👶🍼💪🏻

[chelc @DeuceyJuice]

My man is 6’ 2” I call him daddy long legs 🕷️

[chelc @DeuceyJuice]

“To be honest, when I found out patriarchy wasn’t about horses, I lost interest”