DEUS 2-CENT

average Nigerian Manchester United fan. with a bias for Real Madrid ⚪️🛑#MUFC
my views are mine and mine alone
I talk football
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[DEUS 2-CENT @DEUS2CENT]

5 rules
1:have a vision 👀
2:think big 💣
3:avoid naysayers ⛔
4:work your butt off🔨
5:give back 💵

[BIG CHUPACO 77 @chupaco99]

You’ve been repeating this since GW1. So what has actually changed or improved since then brainless man?

[muskey @muskey21]

Manchester United: 20th for intensity.
Chelsea: 18th for defending.

Two giants competing to see who can suffer the most 😭

Chelsea: “Come into our box, we won’t stop you.”

United: “You can have the ball, we won’t chase you.”

Hospitality FC 🤝 Charity FC

[BIG CHUPACO 77 @chupaco99]

Family connect back with him na sure nigga 📌

E be go drag land with our daddy yesterday now he lose 😂🥲

[DEUS 2-CENT @DEUS2CENT]

@gee_leda So the club knew he was injury prone and still spent over 70m on him? 🤦

This club ehh

[DEUS 2-CENT @DEUS2CENT]

Abeg how did this guy become so injury prone??

[utdreport @utdreport]

Benjamin Sesko via Ig:

“I am very sorry that I will have to miss the next matches of the national team. I have always played for Slovenia and will always play with heart and pride.

The most important thing now is to fully dedicate myself to recovery. I am already working on getting back on the field as soon as possible and helping the national team and the club again.

I believe in our boys and I am sure that they will show the team spirit that has always adorned us this time. I can't wait to be able to wear the jersey with the national emblem again, and until then I will be Slovenia's biggest fan.”

[Chinonso JohnPaul @nollywhite_Utd]

Frank Leboeuf talk say:

"Nobody fit talk say Raphinha better pass Mbappé as number 9, because Raphinha just dey play number 9 for first time, while Mbappé don dey play number 9 for like 10 years and e dey score goals consistently."

"But everytin Mbappé dey do for pitch be like say na for himself, while with Raphinha, you dey feel say everytin e dey do na for di team. Na dat be di problem. When Mbappé talk say e wan win Ballon d'Or, dat one tell you everytin. Na my concern be dat."

"You no suppose ever talk about Ballon d'Or like dat. To go out for media dey openly talk about your desire and ambition to win Ballon d'Or dey frustrating, because e dey prove im critics right."

"Dem think say e selfish, and e dey show am. Real Madrid no dey play well or win games, yet e dey talk about Ballon d'Or. No. First, win games with your team and score goals."

"Talk say you wan win La Liga and Champions League. Stop dey talk about Ballon d'Or; e no matter. People fit talk say I dey jealous because I never win Ballon d'Or, but I dey fine."

"I like Kylian Mbappé, but sometimes when e dey talk to media, e no dey do im image any favour."
@TouchlineX

[Chinonso JohnPaul @nollywhite_Utd]

Omo! 🚨

Lamine Yamal don talk say: "Who go win Ballon d'Or dis year? Everybody wey dey watch football know wetin be my arguments." 🔥

E no dey campaign anyhow like some people. E just dey ball — 13 G/A for im last 6 games, World Cup winner, La Liga MVP. Di boy get point!

Who you think deserve am? 🤔🍿

[Chinonso JohnPaul @nollywhite_Utd]

🚨🗣️ Lamine Yamal:

"I think say for di end, di Ballon d'Or na di award wey dey reward di best player of di year."

"Di different player, di one wey sweet to watch, di one wey make you watch match just for am. I think na dat kind different player."

"E no get anytin to do with how many goals e score or anytin else. I no know, when I think about Ballon d'Or, I dey think of Messi, Ronaldinho, players like dat, wey different, wey dey bring smile when you watch dem play."

"I think everybody wey dey watch football don already know my arguments. I step on field, I dey enjoy am, I play well, I play how I wan play."

"Luckily, I don also win plenty titles with Barça and, lately, I don win di most important title, wey be World Cup with my national team. We wan keep winning and individually, I dey very happy."

[Chinonso JohnPaul @nollywhite_Utd]

Na La Liga teams wey don run pass distance:

1. Elche — 105.61 km
2. Barcelona — 104.64 km
3. Athletic Club* — 103.59 km
4. Osasuna — 102.78 km
5. Rayo Vallecano — 100.52 km
6. Deportivo Alavés — 98.68 km
7. Sevilla — 98.55 km
8. Espanyol — 98.47 km
9. Celta Vigo — 91.60 km
10. Valencia — 90.93 km
11. Real Betis — 89.08 km
12. Atlético Madrid — 88.45 km
13. Málaga CF — 88.33 km
14. Levante UD* — 87.83 km
15. Deportivo La Coruña — 87.81 km
16. Villarreal — 87.71 km
17. Racing Santander — 87.63 km
18. Real Sociedad — 87.22 km
19. Getafe — 85.13 km
20. Real Madrid — 83.46 km

Real Madrid dey bottom — dem no dey run at all! 😂

[BIG CHUPACO 77 @chupaco99]

MR ATIKU NO WORRY YOURSELF NOTHING FOR YOU 😂

[DEUS 2-CENT @DEUS2CENT]

@big_benz0 Young love my Gee 😂

[DEUS 2-CENT @DEUS2CENT]

@nollywhite_Utd Ohhh!!!! See format ohh 😂

[DEUS 2-CENT @DEUS2CENT]

@big_benz0 😂.. na 4yrs contract ohh 😂

I transfer her to new club after

[HAQEEM @FAITHOVERFvqru]

If you’re seeing this, don’t scroll. 👀
Let’s connect, engage and grow together.

[DEUS 2-CENT @DEUS2CENT]

@hashtagtweets Wait, who’s comparing LA LIGA to the EPL? 😆

[DEUS 2-CENT @DEUS2CENT]

@gee_leda The guy is washed

[Chinonso JohnPaul @nollywhite_Utd]

Benjamin Sesko via IG:

"I dey very sorry say I go miss di next matches for di national team. I don always play for Slovenia and I go always play with heart and pride.

Di most important thing now na to fully dedicate myself to recovery. I don dey work already to return to pitch sharp sharp and help di national team and club again.

I believe in our boys and I dey sure say dem go show di team spirit wey don always dey with us dis time. I no fit wait to wear di jersey with di national emblem again, and until den, I go be Slovenia biggest fan."

[Chinonso JohnPaul @nollywhite_Utd]

Omo! 🚨 Yan Diomande don post TikTok after Real Madrid lose derby, and e don dey go viral o!

Di €140M signing use song wey get lyrics: "€140 MILLION, na wetin dem ask for."

E also highlight: "Dem go always come criticise us… We just dey go higher."

Real Madrid fans no happy at all. Dem feel say after losing to Atlético, e no suppose dey post dis kind tin. Timing no correct, and e fit look like e no dey take di loss serious.

Wetin you think — e get right to post wetin e want, or e suppose dey more careful? 🤔🍿

[Chinonso JohnPaul @nollywhite_Utd]

Omo! 🚨 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧:

Marc-André ter Stegen don endure poor start for Ajax.

Di German goalkeeper don only keep 2 clean sheets for im opening 8 games, and e don chop 14 goals.

Wetin you think — e go improve or na wrong move for am? 🤔🍿

[Chinonso JohnPaul @nollywhite_Utd]

Omo! 🚨📊 Na di top U20 players for possession impact for Europe top 5 leagues be dis!

Make we see how dem take rank:

· Pau Cubarsí (Barcelona) — 1.78 (E dey lead well well! 🔥)
· Dean Huijsen (Real Madrid) — 0.54
· Tiago Gabriel (Lecce) — -0.33
· E. Helland (Bologna) — -0.58
· Jacobo Ramon (Como) — -1.48

Cubarsí dey top di chart by far! But see as some players dey negative — dat mean dia team dey lose ball possession when dem dey pitch.

Wetin you think about dis list? 🤔🍿