Moose

a constant stream of embarrassment :^)

|| he/they

[Moose @DeusMoose]

widow's bay is so good

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

(In sex ed class) Yeah right, like we’ll ever use this stuff in the real world

[Moose @DeusMoose]

If there's bloodborne on pc today I'll shake ass on live

[Moose @DeusMoose]

People with IBS going through a breakup be like: I'm shat turd

[Moose @DeusMoose]

A wasp flew into my room and couldn't find its way out even though my windows fully open. Go to the bathroom and it follows. As I come out its sitting on the window in the hallway so I let it out. 5 minutes later it flies back in through my bedroom window

[Moose @DeusMoose]

Soifon #bleach :^)

[Moose @DeusMoose]

What's better than getting live updates from your best friend reading chainsaw man for the first time

[Moose @DeusMoose]

when they peer into my soul

[Moose @DeusMoose]

There is no Devil May Cry adaptation by Adi Shankar

[Moose @DeusMoose]

When are they dropping the gif patch for tattoos so I can get a fat fucking minion laughing on me

[Moose @DeusMoose]

@timothyslimpriv 😭I trust your opinions bro

[Moose @DeusMoose]

Feels like marketing for horror movies now is some random account that mysteriously blows up saying the newest one is the scariest thing you'll ever see and when the reviews are out its like yeah it was aight

[Moose @DeusMoose]

Love that Robert Pattinson is always ready to pull out a weird voice

[Moose @DeusMoose]

@neemer_ It's baffling they're even legal with how easy it could be to run over a child or a person in general cus u can't see in front of u

[Moose @DeusMoose]

https://t.co/6JrfsMaRt6

[Moose @DeusMoose]

@neemer_ shut up nerd

[Moose @DeusMoose]

Oblivious 😵

[Moose @DeusMoose]

@neemer_ He manages my account actually

[Moose @DeusMoose]

How to start your day off right:
- Listen to Dawn Chorus on repeat
- Eat a bag of chips in one sitting
- Don't shower
- Doom scroll as far as possible
- Check up on Clavicular
- Look in the mirror until you dissociate
- Argue with randoms
- Smoke
- Gummy vitamin

[Moose @DeusMoose]

Life when you get the strokes tickets