A wasp flew into my room and couldn't find its way out even though my windows fully open. Go to the bathroom and it follows. As I come out its sitting on the window in the hallway so I let it out. 5 minutes later it flies back in through my bedroom window
Feels like marketing for horror movies now is some random account that mysteriously blows up saying the newest one is the scariest thing you'll ever see and when the reviews are out its like yeah it was aight
How to start your day off right:
- Listen to Dawn Chorus on repeat
- Eat a bag of chips in one sitting
- Don't shower
- Doom scroll as far as possible
- Check up on Clavicular
- Look in the mirror until you dissociate
- Argue with randoms
- Smoke
- Gummy vitamin