Alf Garnett

Proud Patriot 🇬🇧 | Lifelong Red 🔴
Far-right & racist according to the left for loving my country. Anti-Woke, anti-DEI. Pro-sovereignty & free speech.

[Alf Garnett @Deusvult1971]

@MurtazaViews Murtaza, since when did Google stars become a food hygiene inspection? Kapoor says he's been hit with fake one-star reviews, and the official listing shows no failed inspection. Perhaps check the evidence before writing the headline. 🤡🖕

[Alf Garnett @Deusvult1971]

@narindertweets No he isn't! 🤡

[Alf Garnett @Deusvult1971]

@narindertweets Funny, Narinder. When poorer neighbourhoods objected to asylum housing, hardly anyone listened. Now Piddington can fight it through the courts, it's national news. Instead of addressing the same objections, Reed reaches straight for the “far-right” label. 🤡

[Alf Garnett @Deusvult1971]

@julesscottw1 @MurtazaViews Didn't I just say that?

[Alf Garnett @Deusvult1971]

@narindertweets @rob55380590 A picture, Narinder? Let's not get ahead of ourselves. I'd settle for a coherent sentence first. Master one form of communication before attempting another. 😂🤡

[Alf Garnett @Deusvult1971]

@narindertweets Fucking hell, Narinder. Another theatrical declaration of solidarity, another attempt to turn disagreement over immigration into a morality play. Threats are indefensible. So is branding every critic a racist. All that shouting about being silenced while dismissing dissent. 🤡🖕

[Alf Garnett @Deusvult1971]

@RichardSvhvl @MurtazaViews @Bob_cart124 Just looked at your profile, Richard. Joined September 2026, 157 posts, 13 followers. Your grand contribution to debate is calling people “fat”, “scum” and “racist”, then predicting prison without offering evidence. Quite the intellectual heavyweight. 🤡

[Alf Garnett @Deusvult1971]

@MurtazaViews @Bob_cart124 Remigration NOW! Millions must go. 🤡🔨🇬🇧👋🖕

[Alf Garnett @Deusvult1971]

@narindertweets The Titanic. 🤡👋

[Alf Garnett @Deusvult1971]

@narindertweets Thanks for clarifying, Narinder. For one terrifying moment I thought you might actually support Britain having greater control over its borders. Silly me! Heaven forbid you agree with anything that might make deporting foreign criminals easier. 🤡

[Alf Garnett @Deusvult1971]

@narindertweets @NiallMcclean Are you stupid? They can deport the millions that came in over the last 20 years. 🤡👋🔨

[Alf Garnett @Deusvult1971]

@narindertweets Kemi calls Philp the 'real' Shadow Home Secretary and you're applauding? 🤣 The same Chris Philp who served as a Tory immigration minister? After 14 years in power, the Conservatives suddenly know how to fix everything—from the opposition benches. A miracle! 🤡

[Alf Garnett @Deusvult1971]

@KemiBadenoch Oh, fuck off, Kemi. You lecture Reform about being a serious party, yet when asked about English identity, you hide behind “identity is personal”. English ethnicity and British nationality aren't the same thing. After 14 years in office, you're lecturing US about competence? 🤡

[Alf Garnett @Deusvult1971]

@littlemozart365 @AfcGrey_ “Then watch your team?” 🤣 It's X, you thick prick. When someone posts publicly, other people can reply. That's literally how it works! Arsenal fans really do have a permanent victim mentality. Don't want a response? Don't fucking post. Now shove your whining up your arse-anal.🤡

[Alf Garnett @Deusvult1971]

@newdominatedera @AfcGrey_ Ah, the Gerrard slip! Arsenal fans' favourite trophy! 🤣 Funny thing is, Liverpool finished ABOVE Arsenal that season. Let's compare actual silverware, shall we? Liverpool: 20 league titles, 6 European Cups. Arsenal: 13 league titles, 0 European Cups. Mind the gap, sunshine. 🤡

[Alf Garnett @Deusvult1971]

@narindertweets Narinder, people are entitled to question how a publicly funded broadcaster allocates £83,000 in charity prize money. You can support the winners' choices without pretending everyone who disagrees is pathetic. That's called having a different opinion. 🤡

[Alf Garnett @Deusvult1971]

@narindertweets Actions speak louder than words. Let's deport all of them. Millions must go. 👋

[Alf Garnett @Deusvult1971]

@narindertweets Narinder, the OECD confirms 13.1 MILLION UK residents were foreign-born in 2024. That's 19% of the population, almost ONE IN FIVE, and a staggering 55% increase since 2015! Another 813,000 long-term arrivals followed in 2025. And you think one year's decline ends the debate? 🤡

[Alf Garnett @Deusvult1971]

@narindertweets By that logic, Narinder, there's no reason for Labour to exist either. They were founded to represent the working classes, remember? Plenty of working people would argue they've long since abandoned them. Funny how your ridiculous logic only applies to parties you dislike. 🤡🤣