Deuz

Deuzdeadmachine

Me gustan los videojuegos, la tecnología y la ciencia.
Fan de hideo kojima, Berserk y death note.
Alan moore es mi maestro.

[Kevin Negocios @KevinNegocios]

¿Les soy honesto?

Es un buen momento para ser un hombre funcional (en el ámbito de las citas) en Venezuela.

El estándar es tan graciosamente bajo, que simplemente ser caballero ya te hace destacar en el radar.

En el océano de mediocres, simplemente escuchar y demostrar en la cita en en efecto le paraste bolas a lo que decía te suma un pingo de puntos.

[biggie @biggieU_U]

"the bubble is gonna pop soon bro"

[Heritage American @bigbabolat]

Mr Beast accidently made a reality show demonstrating how blacks can't operate in a functioning society and just destroy everything around them.

[ℚ𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕖𝕣 ℤ𝕚𝕡 @QuarterZippedxx]

Sneako gets an eye exam and finds out he has mites defecating and causing an infection in his eyes shortly after visiting Mecca and Haiti. 💀

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

>go to Muslim shithole
>get a fucking eye STD

Lmao

[PinessPingas @gagsnstripes]

@johnken986 When they make a thread on Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom, A Serbian Film and Faces of Death so I gotta lowkey pull the Spongecoaster GIF:

[Paolaxo 🇦🇷 @Paolaxo_14]

@johnken986 I have the spanish version

[Trevor @TrevorDP03]

@Jojosbizarreven He's gonna end up with one of these.

[Jojo's Bizarre Vent Oreo @Jojosbizarreven]

@cometblazestar hes lucky if we find an onion with tin wires running through it

[Jojo's Bizarre Vent Oreo @Jojosbizarreven]

Mom is thinking about getting my brother a PC for his birthday and she said she wanted to keep it under 500$

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

2024: “You’re getting a golden age and mass deportations”

2026: “Iran made gasoline more expensive cause I bombed them for Israel, also a burrito is 20 dollars”

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

steam support

[the Urban Yogi @Lazce]

They'll shut down something good before they stop something evil

[Adam LQ-84i #EGOISTA @ADAM_lq87]

'Me ha quedado una pensión de 1.600 euros, hay jóvenes que cobran más que yo'

[SaltyGoat @SaltyGoat17]

This pile of dogshit was raised in Turkey and taught to hate America.

But because of birthright citizenship he became a citizen just because his mother popped him out here.

Hasan Piker is the poster boy of why we need to end this BS!!

[Greentext Poster @GreenTextRepost]

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[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

Patriot.