‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * 𝙴𝚃𝙷𝙰𝙽.

𓉸ྀི here lies a k͟i͟n͟d͟ husband ﹠. l͟o͟v͟i͟n͟g͟ father ...
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ who put 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 before 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐄𝐋𝐒𝐄.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * 𝙴𝚃𝙷𝙰𝙽. @DEV0TEDFATHER]

https://t.co/tCxU43JSJz

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * 𝙴𝚃𝙷𝙰𝙽. @DEV0TEDFATHER]

yikes. uh ... she the flowers type ?

[┈─ 𝙻𝙴𝙾𝙽 𝚂. 𝙺𝙴͟𝙽͟𝙽͟𝙴͟𝙳͟𝚈 . @dsobled]

mine wants to sell my gun .

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * 𝙴𝚃𝙷𝙰𝙽. @DEV0TEDFATHER]

i think i’d prefer the getting tossed around by an attractive, giant woman over rotting in a deformed freak’s belly.

[likeᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ a ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠbad ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠdog. @hostsyntax]

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well wouldn’t that be a swifter death than getting tossed around.

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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * 𝙴𝚃𝙷𝙰𝙽. @DEV0TEDFATHER]

// appreciation post for ethan’s hands and Ethan saying “fuck”

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * 𝙴𝚃𝙷𝙰𝙽. @DEV0TEDFATHER]

you aren’t wrong. i could be fish food.

[likeᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ a ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠbad ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠdog. @hostsyntax]

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could be worse.

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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * 𝙴𝚃𝙷𝙰𝙽. @DEV0TEDFATHER]

i could think of a worse one for you.

yeah, i am. um .. thanks for asking.

[⊹ . 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 ⋆ 𝙍𝙀𝘿𝙁𝙄𝙀𝙇𝘿. @CAPUTLUPIS]

you punch a boulder one time to desperately save your partner and suddenly it's your whole life story.

are you sure?

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * 𝙴𝚃𝙷𝙰𝙽. @DEV0TEDFATHER]

fuck. she’s scary when she’s angry.

[┈─ 𝙻𝙴𝙾𝙽 𝚂. 𝙺𝙴͟𝙽͟𝙽͟𝙴͟𝙳͟𝚈 . @dsobled]

oh you are in trouble . she will sell your hand i'm sure .

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * 𝙴𝚃𝙷𝙰𝙽. @DEV0TEDFATHER]

“ i ... is this a good thing ? help me out here. ”

[ᅠᅠ 𝕸ARÍAᅠᅠ @HERENMITY]

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"Then you deserve every ounce of yearning you feel towards every trivial thing there is in your life."
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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * 𝙴𝚃𝙷𝙰𝙽. @DEV0TEDFATHER]

wait i’m married too. mia i’m sorry

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * 𝙴𝚃𝙷𝙰𝙽. @DEV0TEDFATHER]

she manhandled me. it was kinda awesome.

[┈─ 𝙻𝙴𝙾𝙽 𝚂. 𝙺𝙴͟𝙽͟𝙽͟𝙴͟𝙳͟𝚈 . @dsobled]

if a tall lady choked me ...

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * 𝙴𝚃𝙷𝙰𝙽. @DEV0TEDFATHER]

thinking back .. if i wasn’t so scared i might have liked it.

[┈─ 𝙻𝙴𝙾𝙽 𝚂. 𝙺𝙴͟𝙽͟𝙽͟𝙴͟𝙳͟𝚈 . @dsobled]

rough .

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * 𝙴𝚃𝙷𝙰𝙽. @DEV0TEDFATHER]

“ .. i dunno if i’d go as far as calling myself ‘ great ’. ”

[ᅠᅠ 𝕸ARÍAᅠᅠ @HERENMITY]

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"Great men do things as he wishes."
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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * 𝙴𝚃𝙷𝙰𝙽. @DEV0TEDFATHER]

he’d very much like to stay in bed.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * 𝙴𝚃𝙷𝙰𝙽. @DEV0TEDFATHER]

it’s creepy.

[redfield. @duxelleborum]

why not?

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * 𝙴𝚃𝙷𝙰𝙽. @DEV0TEDFATHER]

wait ..

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * 𝙴𝚃𝙷𝙰𝙽. @DEV0TEDFATHER]

yeah, ok ..

[REDFIELD， @bowlingboulders]

don’t worry, i’ve got ribs of steel.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * 𝙴𝚃𝙷𝙰𝙽. @DEV0TEDFATHER]

and i’ve got hands of mold.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * 𝙴𝚃𝙷𝙰𝙽. @DEV0TEDFATHER]

that’s because you have the sense of humor of a boulder.

i’m .. fine.

[⊹ . 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 ⋆ 𝙍𝙀𝘿𝙁𝙄𝙀𝙇𝘿. @CAPUTLUPIS]

not the best joke. are you good?

[likeᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ a ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠbad ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠdog. @hostsyntax]

⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀ ༝ ⠀. ⠀ ݁݁⠀ ⌖ .ᅠ⠀݁݁⠀ .
⠀⠀ CONTAINMENT ⋮ INSUFFICIENT ⠀
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝐉͟A͟C͟K͟A͟L͟
⠀ UNPRECEDENTED 𝙼UTATION .

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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * 𝙴𝚃𝙷𝙰𝙽. @DEV0TEDFATHER]

https://t.co/aG14QDtPwO

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * 𝙴𝚃𝙷𝙰𝙽. @DEV0TEDFATHER]

they’re doing this to me at work today.