Mason DeVasure

[Polymarket Football @PolymarketBlitz]

Cam Heyward:

“I don’t know if I can justify playing for only $15M”

Tyson Bagent:

*Balling his eyes out after receiving a 2-year, $10M contract

[Augie Nash @AugieNash]

"Be a f'ckin nightmare!"

#ForTheLou #STLCards

[Kent Murphy @KentMurphy]

I miss when All-Star Game stats looked like this 💯

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

Thank you, Carp ❤️

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

Someone made a baseball movie montage and it actually deserves an Oscar.

[Michael Ritter @MikeSteveRitter]

Get me to God’s country

[SteelerNation @steelernation]

Now this is hilarious from Chris Boswell's IG

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

WHO’S ONE #NFL PLAYER YOU TOOK FOR GRANTED WHEN THEY WERE IN THEIR PRIME.

I’ll start: LE’VEON BELL (@LeVeonBell)

[Not Gaetti @notgaetti]

Drop whatever you’re doing, folks

Here is some absolutely essential context for the people that bemoan the back half of Albert Pujols’s career (his albatross of a contract with the Angels, being a mere shell of his former self in Anaheim, “compiling” his way into the record books, and so on).

Seriously, listen up:

Pujols played for 22 seasons in. The first half of that was his epic first stint with the Cardinals, unquestionably one of the greatest 11-year runs the game has ever seen.

The back half was the Angels contract, a handful of games with the Dodgers, and a return to St. Louis as a platoon player in his mid-40s.

With that in mind, let’s completely ignore those dominant first 11 years; let’s just take the second half of his career and double everything. Let’s just pretend he had the Angels half of his career –– injuries, surgeries, missed games, decline, and all –– twice over without the benefit of the 11 years that earned him the nickname “The Machine.”

Do you know where this exercise puts him?

• 516 HR
• 1778 RBI
• 2622 hits

That’s back-half Pujols x 2. Only ten other players in MLB history have met or exceeded all three of those numbers, and they all sound like they just fell off of Baseball Rushmore:

• Barry Bonds
• Hank Aaron
• Babe Ruth
• Alex Rodriguez
• Willie Mays
• Ken Griffey Jr.
• Frank Robinson
• Rafael Palmeiro
• Jimmie Foxx
• Ted Williams

Those are the only careers as good as second-half Pujols doubled.

Now, instead of doubling second-half Pujols, throw in first-half Pujols. Mind-blowing greatness.

tl;dr — that “subpar” second half would have still put him in the top dozen or so hitters of all time even if he had played his entire career at that level.

[Tom Ackerman @Ackerman1120]

Happy Birthday, Albert Pujols! The greatest righthanded hitter of my lifetime. #stlcards

[Cardinals Stats And Facts @STL_Stats_Facts]

When the Cardinals are down 10-2 in the 7th inning but my girl correctly guessed which cup the baseball was in on the jumbotron.

[Pgh Jay @PghJarron]

Smh… I can’t wait until TNF!🍿 #tjwatt #mylesgarrett #nfl

[Av ☁️ ☀️ @MarioEmmet]

“You just gave up the Piston Cup, you know that?”

“Ah, this grumpy old race car I know once told me something, it's just an empty cup.”

[Matthew Luciow @matthewluciow92]

George Pickens isn’t human

#steelers

🎥tik tok smoooothjg

[Barstool Mizzou @BarstoolMizzou]

This is genuinely one of the craziest catches I've seen in Mizzou history

Theo🐐

[PFF College @PFF_College]

Missouri is the first FBS team since 2019 to begin the year with two shutouts🐯

@MizzouFootball

[Garett Wade @IWadeYouLook]

This is me when I see Big T bringing the violence…

[hayden cook @HaydenCook__]

@Tristan73Wilson having some breakfast for dinner🥞

[Kris @mizkris18]

Eli Drinkwitz now has more wins in 2024 than Dennis Gates