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[Ankit Dubey @ankitdubeyji_]

1-Gas cylinder on missed call.
2-Payment of online bills.
3-UPI payment.
4-DigiLocker.
5-Jan Aushadhi Kendra.
6-Ayushman Card.
7-New Parliament Building.
8-Free vaccination.
9-Pradhan Mantri Jan Dhan Yojana.
10-Surgical strike.
11-Operation Sindoor.
12-Triple Talaq Bill.
13-Aadhaar linking.
14-FASTag.
15-Chenab Bridge.
16-Jammu Tunnel.
17-Ganga Expressway.
18-Kashi Corridor.
19-Vishwanath Corridor.
20-Kedarnath reconstruction.
21-Shri Ram Temple construction
22-Sukanya Samriddhi Yojana.
23-Construction of toilets.
24-Doubling of railway tracks.
25-Expansion of railway stations.
26-Fewer days for ticket booking.
27-Ticket cancellation facility.
28-Golden Quadrilateral Scheme.
29-Bharatmala Project.
30-18 AIIMS construction
31-S I R
32-Mahatma Gandhi Setu reconstruction.
33-Bhupen Hazarika Setu.
34-Army modernization.
35-Make in India.
36-Drone revolution.
37-Direct money into farmers' accounts.
38-Ration digitization.
39-Free ration.
40-Kanya Sumangala Yojana
41-Implementation of GST.
42-Major reduction in GST.
43-Preservation of cultural heritage.
44-Construction of ponds.
45-Har Ghar Nal Se Jal.
46-22 hours of electricity.
47-Unprecedented rebate in income tax.
48-Abolition of Article 370.
49-553 new railway stations.
50-1500 new overbridges.
51-Removal of over 200 obsolete laws.
52-ED's record-breaking raids on corrupt individuals.
53-Year-long waiver on FASTag for 3000 rupees.
54-Implementation of VVPAT in EVMs.
55-Kartavya Path route.
56-Pictures of cultural heritage on currency notes.
57-Reconstruction of Nalanda University.
58-Indigenous production of Tejas.
59-Self-reliance in cell phone manufacturing.
60-Mudra Yojana.
61-Ujjwala Yojana.
62-Suraksha Bima.
63-390 new universities
64-7 new IITs
65-7 new IIMs
66-16 new IIITs
67-300 new medical colleges.
68-Construction of Pamban Bridge.
69-Rishikesh-Karnaprayag railway project.
70-Uttarakhand Char Dham road construction.
71-BrahMos production factory.
72-Assault rifle manufacturing in Amethi.
73-Vande Bharat modern trains.
74-Law on Waqf Board property.
75-Bio-toilets in railways.
76-Implementation of labor laws for workers' welfare.
77-Implementation of GRAM JI Yojana.
78-India has already surpassed China in road construction.
79-12 lakh youth provided government jobs.
80-Over 8 lakh commercial licenses issued.
81-80,000 new petrol pumps.
82-Construction of Shaurya Sthal.
83-Merger of railway budget into general budget.
84-Over 9000 new schools.
85-Bulldozers on illegal constructions.
86-Fencing on borders.
87-Open license to army against terrorism.
88-Vikas Kaushal Yojana.
89-Demonetization.
90-FASTag facility by abolishing toll gates.
91-Chandrayaan.
92-Mangal Mission.
93-Multi-satellite stabilization.
94-Reduction of flood-affected areas in Bihar.
95-End of queues.
96-Smart City expansion.
97-Urea coating for farmers.
98-PF withdrawal made convenient.
99-Creation of over 5 crore new jobs in private and domestic sectors.
100-If the farm laws had been passed, brokerage would have ended, and illegal encroachments by many Bangladeshis in mandis would also have ended.

Therefore, stand firmly with BJP and Modi ji, and understand the opposition's conspiracies.

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@DevoteeAkki Akki did it so many times like this🤣🤣

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@khiladi_fanbaze @SAMTHEBESTEST_ Laudu khilafi fan na hi bole to acha hai

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@Drexler06_ @LeoMessiFanZone wrong info bro

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@MBFT89 Thik podokhep mrito jinis er uddeso kore kichu kora valo kaj

[Tesni¹��ᵗ11 @officialtesnixi]

Son: Dad, I just finished watching Messi's full 2022 and 2026 World Cup highlights.

Father: Don't waste your time. FIFA rigged both tournaments for him.

Son: Really? That's what you've been saying for 20 years.

Father: Of course. FIFA wanted him to win.

Son: I'm confused though...

Father: About what?

Son: I saw Messi miss a penalty. Did FIFA tell him to miss it?

Father: Well... no.

Son: Then I watched him dribble through defenders, split defenses with impossible passes, score free-kicks, curl shots into the top corner and create assists that nobody else even saw.
Did FIFA tell him exactly where to pass?

Father: That's... not what I mean.

Son: Did FIFA teach him how to dribble five players? Did FIFA tell defenders to let him glide past them? Did FIFA tell goalkeepers to stand still while he buried free-kicks into the top corner?

Father: Well...

Son: Did FIFA control his first touch? His vision? His balance? His left foot? Did FIFA tell Julian Alvarez, Di Maria, Enzo Fernandez and the rest of Argentina to finish the chances Messi created?

Father: You're missing the point.

Son: I'm actually trying to find the point.
If FIFA rigged it, why did Messi still have to run, create chances, score goals, give assists, beat defenders and perform every single game?
Why didn't FIFA just hand him the trophy before the tournament started?

Father: That's not how rigging works.

Son: Then explain it to me.
Because from what I watched, all I saw was a football genius doing football genius things.
The only explanation I've heard is FIFA rigged it.
But every time I ask how, nobody can explain what FIFA actually did to make Messi play like that.

Father: Son... some things are better left unquestioned.

Son: So after 20 years... the evidence is still just "trust me"?

Son: I get it now.

People can argue over trophies forever.
But nobody can rig vision.
Nobody can rig dribbling.
Nobody can rig genius.

That's why the highlights are still convincing people decades later.

[🇦🇷RestricePlanox❤️💙 @RPlanox]

If you win 5 Ballon d'Ors,
you are Cristiano Ronaldo.

If you score 16 World Cup goals,
you are Miroslav Klose.

If you score 15 World Cup goals,
you are Ronaldo Nazário.

If you score 13 goals in a single World Cup,
you are Just Fontaine.

If you score 85 goals in a calendar year,
you are Gerd Müller.

If you score 600+ goals for one club,
you are Pelé.

If you win 3 consecutive Ballon d'Ors,
you are Michel Platini.

If you win 3 Ballon d'Ors,
you are Johan Cruyff.

If you win 3 European Golden Shoes,
you are Thierry Henry.

If you register 300+ assists,
you are Kevin De Bruyne.

If you become football's greatest No. 10,
you are Diego Maradona.

If you become football's greatest playmaker,
you are Xavi.

If you become all of them...

You are Lionel Andrés Messi Cuccittini.

🐐🇦🇷

[World updates @itswpceo]

🇮🇳Indian Airforce JUST OFFICIALLY Overtakes Chinese Air Force in 2026 - Now Rated STRONGER than China 🇨🇳

🇨🇳China: Impossible! Our numbers are unbeatable!! we have way more jets!!

🇮🇳 India : You know quality wins! WDMMA 2026 says quality > quantity- IAF 69.4, you 63.8. We officially overtook you.

🇨🇳China: Fake Western propaganda! Our stealth fighters will destroy you!

🇮🇳 India: Keep coping. Now India’s Air Force is Officially rated stronger than China’s

Context: WDMMA 2026 ranks IAF ahead of China due to quality & balance.

(Satire Warning: Fictional quotes)

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[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

A Muslim passenger:
"Excuse me, can you turn off the music?"

The taxi driver:
"Why?"

The passenger:
"Music is haram."

The driver:
"Why is music haram?"

The passenger:
"Because there wasn’t music in the time of prophet Muhammad."

The driver:
"Well, get off then. There were no cars back then either. A camel will come pick you up."

😂🤭😂

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Fauzi <500
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@ChandanAhir1 @MithileshJMM Isbar na hoi

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@ZubairAhmedStk @MithileshJMM Mut ke sut

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@nag__cb @sportstarweb Its about goal scored by ronaldo in knockout

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