Del Devereaux

Another feminist millennial doing that #DC hustle. Loves adventure, books, art, and a good drink. Tweeting about life with my butler & other random things.

[Del Devereaux @DevDelereaux]

#COVID19 in wine:
MAR-start 6 bottle monthly wine subscription
APR-run out a week early
MAY-order next batch 1.5 weeks early
JUN-purchase 2 extra bottles & 3.5 L gin
JUL-purchase 6 extra bottles
AUG-double the subscription & purchase 6 extra botttles
MAR 2021-😬🍷!?🤯
@wwlwine

[Del Devereaux @DevDelereaux]

Do you know what’s easier than trying to meal plan during a pandemic? Wine. Not sure what to make? Have a bottle of #wine instead! All good...

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It gets ugly when you get competive at baby showers

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Entirely unclear how yesterday it was Saturday but tomorrow is already Thursday...

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I mean, what’s 3.5 months of 15 hour work days 7 days a week anyways? Pfft. Quarantine to-do list what...? #covid19 #quarantiniplease #whatworklifebalance

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I think I’m really sad right now.

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Is it ok to be sad right now, even if im still healthy and employed?

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@StefanKopec Oh really? Would I like it? It’s on my maybe list atm...

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This whole #COVID19 work from home business is doing nothing to cure the habit of people who wrap up their meetings 30 min later than that quick 5 min they requested of you. #justsaying

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I've decided that having #kids is like having a butler who takes you hostage and is like no, You do it all but still pay me, and also, I will make sure you never eat a hot meal again. This is an excellent affirmation of my life choices. #quarantinewithfamily #COVID19 #auntlife

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Apparently when you have children, you negotiate on what size poop they will sit down to make. At least that's what I just overheard. #TMI #Inthetimeofcorona

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The funniest aspect of tv shows filmed in #DC is when people are talking quietly but audibly in the middle of a happy hour bar scene because #IRL same situations I'm just like WAIT WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!? and they shout back WHAT? CAN YOU REPEAT THAT?

[Del Devereaux @DevDelereaux]

I only wake up on Saturday's to make sure my weekend actually happened.

[Del Devereaux @DevDelereaux]

So grateful for Mr.F, who respects me, is hands off, and also greets me at the door with a massive glass of bourbon and a cigar ready to go. #buttled

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Social media platforms appear to be giving up on my dating life: they've moved into showing me ads about egg freezing. #SundayMotivation #TFW

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.@wmata teaches what's wrong with just hoping. You wait and you wait, trusting the hope and not taking a different option and it lets you down and doesn't come through.

[Del Devereaux @DevDelereaux]

Since @Starbucks has started #PSL's in August, I'll be starting #Christmas in October. #FYI #HoHoHo #sandyclaws

[Starbucks @Starbucks]

Fall, is it really you?
Pumpkin Spice Latte is back. #PSL

[Del Devereaux @DevDelereaux]

It's a #WackyWednesday but when it starts with Mr F serving me coffee in bed, it's a winning day. #buttled #butfirstcoffee

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Every time I merge duplicate accounts in a #database, I hear Hagrid saying, "Yer a wizard, Harry," and smile. #everydayimslytherin #magic #harrypotter