Dev

bad bitch by day, crybaby by night✊🏼

[Dev @Devhallihan]

My brother packed his bag 25lbs too heavy and didn’t want to pay the fee so he put on 25lbs worth of clothes. Which consisted of. 3 shirts. 2 zip ups. 4 sweatshirts. 2 pairs of sweatpants. 2 pairs of shorts. And a pair of jeans. This is the result. Twitter do your thing

[Dev @Devhallihan]

@NickJFuentes FUCK. YOU.

[Dev @Devhallihan]

so yeah. in summary. if i am ever in the position where i am called up to a white board for a game of hangman, i win

[Dev @Devhallihan]

veterinary school does nothing except prepare me to be a boss at hangman. no one wants to play me in hangman

[Dev @Devhallihan]

like. polyp??? pleuropneumonia??? necrosuppurative??? eustachitis?? yall could NEVER😭😭😭

[jordzilla @sordijinger]

strange girls. why ? were they born ?

[𝙅𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙨 🏆 @AbdulCarterMVP]

My reaction to the game so far

[Dev @Devhallihan]

whoever changed the parking at metlife stadium- i just wanna talk @MetLife
(there is no reason that i should get to the stadium 2 hours before the game and still miss kickoff)

[Dev @Devhallihan]

no one gets me

[Sydon @Sydslidepark]

Giants fan starter pack:

[Dev @Devhallihan]

some people have never licked the bottom of a bowling alley rental shoe and it shows

[Dev @Devhallihan]

can’t believe a gender reveal party made the sky orange smh

[Dev @Devhallihan]

my bf just told me “you can watch” and proceeded to set up the facetime camera so that i could watch him lay on the ground next to his dog and hug her. also he’s wearing a tshirt with a dog on it. i think we are a good match🤔

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

Took Adderall too late in the day yesterday and was up until 4am writing down compliments i could give a judge to get him on my side if im on trial

[Dev @Devhallihan]

you know it’s a good life when all too well just reminds you of singing with your mom and not at all of your ex boyfriend

[Dev @Devhallihan]

my bf said he “doesn’t like my twitter memes”

[Dev @Devhallihan]

new soup just dropped!!2!1!!!! mozzarella balls in a bowl of vinegar😮‍💨

[Dev @Devhallihan]

@atdanwhite you are my favorite account by a mile. always makes me cry with laughter. thank you for that, your tweets always make even my worst days a little better🫶🏼

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

So fucking pissed. Literally nothing on the website said this shirt was for babies. I bought 2T because I thought it was European sizing.

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

DeSantis DM