Sarah

DevOps rascal. AWS and Azure (x2) certified. Dog person. Drivel as a service on Octopus Insider 🐙 She/her.

[Sarah @devhops]

@LidlGB this might be one of the most disgusting things I’ve seen. Bought this yesterday and only to find it’s teaming with mold 🤢 #lidl

[Sarah @devhops]

@ukhomeoffice You’ve made it illegal to do illegal things? Groundbreaking.

[Sarah @devhops]

@VodafoneUK I’ve been trying to get help for my 75 year old parents phone for weeks now, I’ve been cut off by your automated “helpline” twice and the person they talked to in the Vodafone shop couldn’t help them. Can you just give me the contact number to talk to an actual human?

[Sarah @devhops]

@civitatis_en Hi! I can’t log into the app on my iPhone. I’ve been trying for a few days and have uninstalled and reinstalled. I can log into fine on my laptop.

[Sarah @devhops]

@deathtospinach Greg sounds a bit disillusioned with your relationship, imagine putting in a 12 hour shift as an online sex offender and coming home to that.

[Sarah @devhops]

@GWRHelp Hey, I was on a delayed train and want to claim delay repay but it was a split ticket bought via @trainpal_go so I can only upload one proof of purchase, not for my whole journey. Can you help please?

[Sarah @devhops]

Hey @Tesco, just so you know, us security minded tech professionals have been telling people for YEARS not to give their MFA codes to anyone, under any circumstances. Maybe reconsider this policy of asking for it purely to talk to a customer service bot?

[UncleSamsNaughtyFella @JustAJaneJ]

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[Sarah @devhops]

@vxunderground AI or not, I did not see to see this

[Sarah @devhops]

@RonFilipkowski

[Sarah @devhops]

@Nike Twice I've got shoes from you, only for them to turn up with dirt and marks on them. I'm not happy paying full price for shoes that someone has clearly had their dirty hobbit feet in, and I don't consider a verruca a free gift. What is going on? They've clearly been worn.

[Sarah @devhops]

@welshgal1981 @findingfletcher Stop pretending

[Sarah @devhops]

@welshgal1981 @findingfletcher That's just your ego talking

[Sarah @devhops]

@welshgal1981 @findingfletcher By "huge impact" you mean "ruined" yeah! Only Fletcher was valid.

[Sarah @devhops]

@deathtospinach @sowdented Which is a pretty low bar to begin with because that man has always made my skin crawl

[Sarah @devhops]

@deathtospinach Plot twist: Coke Can Greg is actually Coke Can Gregg (150ml)

[Sarah @devhops]

@Nike I've been trying to get help from live chat support for weeks about my refund, the online support might be the worst I've ever seen. I give up trying to order, at this point I just want my money back and will go to @adidasUK

[Sarah @devhops]

@Activision Nothing says romance like Lorem Ipsum