DEVIN ☆ JACOBS

✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ let me consult my magic 8 ball ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭

[DEVIN ☆ JACOBS @DEViiiiiiiin]

Ed sheeran’s new album is so good except for all the parts featuring Ed sheeran

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Not. Done. Yet.

[DEVIN ☆ JACOBS @DEViiiiiiiin]

Imagine I get stopped on the street for one of those “hey! What are you listening to” videos and I GET to say “Mona Lisa by the lonely island’s popstar: never stop never stopping movie soundtrack”

Goals.

[[email protected] @bb_apes]

u seem like u like cruises (derogatory)

[DEVIN ☆ JACOBS @DEViiiiiiiin]

whoever decided we need a mini version of Swedish fish was honestly so right & I wish that person a very long successful and happy life #swedishfishminis #iloveswedishfishminis #red40

[DEVIN ☆ JACOBS @DEViiiiiiiin]

just a girl (who can’t stop eating Swedish Fish minis)

[Perfectly Paused SpongeBob Frames @PausedSponge]

Shout out this frame. This kinda put me on the map

[Freddy George ꕤ @giawfreddy]

who’s this???

[Lizzie McGuire @ImLizzieM]

Happy Easter everyone except Paolo

[DEVIN ☆ JACOBS @DEViiiiiiiin]

two thumbs down to the adult man I just watched litter in front of his children as “an act of protest” because it is “ridiculous that there is no nearby trash can”

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[DEVIN ☆ JACOBS @DEViiiiiiiin]

exercising my free will (making mashed potatoes for dinner though it is not thanksgiving)

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When I say I gotta skedaddle

[DEVIN ☆ JACOBS @DEViiiiiiiin]

Today I listened to an extensive debate over if church’s chicken or Popeyes is better… learned a lot!

My takeaway? Headphones are selfish - play your music and videos on full blast during your commute. Even better if you have a speaker. You never know who wants to listen!

[DEVIN ☆ JACOBS @DEViiiiiiiin]

Could not disagree more

[coleman spilde @colemanjspilde]

can’t conceive a more utterly sexless object than the apple watch. some of the most beautiful strangers i’ve seen have had their auras tainted by the functioning computer strapped to rubber around their wrist. whatever happened to intrigue? or romance? it sickens me.

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

I hope when I die people honor my memory by posting thirst traps of me

[DEVIN ☆ JACOBS @DEViiiiiiiin]

Just had a coming to Jesus moment where I remembered that I have neighbors/people who live under me after I’ve been blaring the same song on repeat for probably an hour or so … oops

[DEVIN ☆ JACOBS @DEViiiiiiiin]

my “if I put this here i’ll never forget where it is” energy is so off

[DEVIN ☆ JACOBS @DEViiiiiiiin]

do people know that just because the plane landed you don’t HAVE TO instantly stand up?

[DEVIN ☆ JACOBS @DEViiiiiiiin]

adult danimals but call it tropical cheese 🌴🧀💯