Devil's Advocate

You might know me by another name. And I might not be arguing something I believe. #Satire / #Parody account

[Devil's Advocate @DevilAdvoc8]

Altar ego for @atheistengineer. I'm not really this deluded. I bet you wish you saw this BEFORE you replied to #Satire. Poe's law applies.

[Devil's Advocate @DevilAdvoc8]

@AndrewGrahamYL Any time people congregate in large urban areas, they learn to get along with, and even include, weirdos, women, and racial minorities into civic culture.

As a #ChristianMan, cultures that include weird people, minorities, or women as equals offends me and threatens my God.

[Devil's Advocate @DevilAdvoc8]

@CathyJe90125242 @SkeptikH @March_for_Life So long as we're clear that I might be GOD.

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@garrett9_teena @starjunkie12 @RonnyJacksonTX (aside): I think the proper MAGA response here is follows:
All politicians are corrupt. Trump is the only one who is honest about his corruption.

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@lavern_spicer That's RIGHT! And Elon is perfect as long as you lick his boot.

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@elonmusk I'm not currently in my boat, but anyone who gives away the real-time location of my boat should be banned.

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@JoeMummaa @elonmusk @MuskUniversity You're a wise Christian scholar who has studied the scripture. Jesus "ascended into heaven" at a time in the spring of 33AD when Mars was DIRECTLY overhead of Jerusalem. Elon will fulfill the prophecy!

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@JoeMummaa @elonmusk @MuskUniversity Sadly, many people take me seriously despite the name "Devil's Advocate."

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@JoeMummaa @elonmusk @MuskUniversity I mean Elon is basically the same as Jesus.

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@JoeMummaa @elonmusk @MuskUniversity How DARE you question our LORD and Savior, Elon! He has laid down his fortune and reputation as a SACRIFICE to save sinful humanity from its philosophies. That's how much he LOVES us.

For shame!!!!

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@MrStaggerLee22 @elonmusk @MuskUniversity Worrying about who we might hurt is too hard. Fuck wokeness. It's a plague. We should just say whatever we want and not give a fuck who it hurts.

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@after700 @elonmusk @MuskUniversity True fact! I know like five people who decided to become Transgender so they could invite chaos. You're so smart.

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@elonmusk @MuskUniversity In Iran, they don't have a problem with gay people because they don't HAVE any gay people! See Elon?! if we just crush the unpleasant minorities we don't like, we can erase their unpleasant stain from our society and have a new future where we are a single unified world.

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We can eliminate the toxic WOKENESS that asks us to consider the interests of anyone but White Men. And America will finally be great again.

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Yes! We need a new philosophy! One where we only teach our children that America is the perfect nation. It has never had any issues or failures. Unmentionables like racial minorities and #LGBTQ simply don't exist. Expressing doubt and skepticism will be forbidden.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@MuskUniversity Too many people have lost faith in the future. A new philosophy is needed.

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@steven56132068 @Nigel_Dunn @CollinRugg @elonmusk What's most important here is that the rich people feel safe. Of course using Twitter to encourage violence against unpopular minorities is fine. Those millions of people don't deserve safety. Elon does. Elon is who matters.

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@starjunkie12 @RonnyJacksonTX Totally! I was with Trump through the Muslim ban, the trans bans, hiring all his family members, using the office to make money for his businesses, tax fraud, stealing money from cancer charities, and the failed coup on January 6th. But NFT ridiculousness are a step too far.

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@lavern_spicer That's cuz you believe trans people are human garbage, right? You can say that outloud now on Elon's Twitter.

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Only garbage companies advertise on garbage dump @Twitter.

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

An Idaho woman who is miscarrying and been denied an abortion because of state law has been documenting herself getting sicker and sicker over the last two days

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@TheDemocrats I normally tweet satirically. I'm at a loss for how this is anything but a CLEAR indication that oil and gas companies were deliberately withholding supplies to falsely inflate prices and influence elections.